uberboned: (Face that tells you shit's goin' DOWN)
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Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

Date: 2010-03-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Naughty...)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
You speak falsely.

It was most satisfying, when last I consumed it...

Date: 2010-03-23 09:07 pm (UTC)
subtlescience: (Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] subtlescience
By all means, please continue antagonizing the hungry predators.

Private

Date: 2010-03-23 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I'm going stir crazy. You're taking me out. [Notice it's not a suggestion.]

Date: 2010-03-23 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilbystatute.livejournal.com
Antagonising them isn't going to help.

I do recommend cross-stitch, though. Vampires in my world get very... into their hobbies.

Date: 2010-03-23 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amagicalmystery.livejournal.com
You having fun teasin' the things with teeth? It'll bite you same as the rest of us, no pun.

[thoughtful pause]

Any of them even Warden enough to restrain themselves?

Date: 2010-03-23 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuckwisconsin.livejournal.com
Hey, I totally thought it'd be like Drain-o, too. It only makes sense. But no. Apparently not. How long can you bleed for? I think I can bleed for a while, no problem, but it's not like I ever tried.

Date: 2010-03-24 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
I think everyone's been handling this pretty well, actually.

Date: 2010-03-24 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathmerciful.livejournal.com
There are some of us to which holy relics hold no power. You are cruel to taunt us in such a way when we are only victims of our nature.

Date: 2010-03-24 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com
Not offering yourself up as a blood sack, Gabby? How uncharitable of you.

Date: 2010-03-24 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
Is the consistency of your blood a result of dietary deficiency or pure abnormality?

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