Those guys are either gonna dust you or use you as bait.

[GUESS WHO'S BACK, BARGE? EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ARCHANGEL. You missed him. Don't lie. :| He looks pretty relaxed and giddy for someone who just busted out of the angel afterlife... Nor does he seem to realize that most people would be PISSED AS HELL at him.]

Hellooo, Barge. Guess who's back in business?

Now don't anyone start sobbing with relief- you'll just embarrass yourself and me- but if you have to get all your emotions out, I'm sure my girl can schedule something.

So! How long's it been? If Irene has a new Warden by now, I feel for that poor son of a bitch, but, hey, better him than me. Everyone still here? Howie still a virgin? C'mon, give a guy some details here. It feels like I've been gone for years.

[[OOC: OKAY, SO I LIED. I leave for work in about an hour, but I was eager to get Gabriel back, SO HERE HE IS. Throw rocks at his head.]]

Whoo. Lemme tell you, people. I've been here a week and I don't think I could handle another one without getting off this rocker, so, at this point, I could care less if the rumors I've been hearing about ports are true. Bring on the pain, for all I care. I need to stretch my legs on some dry land somethin' fierce. Wind me up and turn me loose, boys, 'cause Daddy needs some action. Any kind of action. ...Just not the kind of action we've been seeing around here lately. That's the kind of action that tends to make me snap and start killing people and we don't want that. 

Inmates! How the heck are you? If any of you crazies are still jonesing for a little taste of whatever the port brings, I'm currently Inmateless and intending to live it up a little. ...Or a lot. Probably a lot. I have needs and it's vital to my continuing function that these needs be met, but, hey, I can babysit, too. I'm good at multitasking. 

So, let's light this candle, Barge. Bring on tomorrow!