uberboned: (I'm supplying my own theme music)
[GUESS WHO'S BACK, BARGE? EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ARCHANGEL. You missed him. Don't lie. :| He looks pretty relaxed and giddy for someone who just busted out of the angel afterlife... Nor does he seem to realize that most people would be PISSED AS HELL at him.]

Hellooo, Barge. Guess who's back in business?

Now don't anyone start sobbing with relief- you'll just embarrass yourself and me- but if you have to get all your emotions out, I'm sure my girl can schedule something.

So! How long's it been? If Irene has a new Warden by now, I feel for that poor son of a bitch, but, hey, better him than me. Everyone still here? Howie still a virgin? C'mon, give a guy some details here. It feels like I've been gone for years.

[[OOC: OKAY, SO I LIED. I leave for work in about an hour, but I was eager to get Gabriel back, SO HERE HE IS. Throw rocks at his head.]]

039 (Video)

Jul. 6th, 2010 06:14 pm
uberboned: (Which tastes just like Red Bull.)
[Gabriel is leaning back in his chair with his feet up on the desk, fiddling with a cassette tape and looking somewhere between bemused and contemplative.]

Well, gang. Looks like Dean Winchester's left the building. One less wayward soul someone's stuck redeeming, but speaking as someone who shoved that kid into the proverbial locker a few times for being a royal pain in the ass, he didn't need it. Oh sure. He made a couple of bad calls and he was a jackass with no respect for anything that didn't fit into his borderline microscopic worldview and, hell, half the time, he got on my last nerve, but... [He rolls his eyes. Yeah, he's not gonna fucking deliver Dean's goddamn eulogy here. That would be like he cares, which he surely does not. And it's not like he's been avoiding both Winchesters for awhile now. And oh yeah, JD and Max are gone too, which is a whole 'nother can of worms he doesn't wanna get into, and... You know what? This whole entry was a baaaad life choice.

He tosses the cassette behind him and breaks out into a nonchalant grin. Yep. He's fine.]


Oh well. Another one bites the dust, I guess.

[Private to Irene]

Soooo. Sparky. Let's talk.
uberboned: (Chocolate is a demigod's best friend)
Hey, Barge. Did you hear? It's been quiet. Too quiet.

I just thought you all should know that, 'cause I'm sure if someone doesn't say it every ten seconds, it'll lose its effect or something.

[Private to Irene]

Congratulations, princess! You've won a free lesson in humility! I'm sure you're wondering what that means. Well, I'm gonna tell you, but first I gotta ask you one simple question.

How do you feel about food service?

Please note that your answer will not actually affect my decision.
uberboned: (Snapping Part Duex: Electric Boogaloo)
Oh. Hah hah hah. Very funny, Admiral. You're a real barrel of laughs. 

IRENE ADLER. Guess who gets to be your Warden? Yep. It's me, precious, and don't pretend for a second that this is gonna be some kind of pleasure cruise, 'cause it ain't. And since we already know each other, how 'bout I give you a twenty minute warning before I come down there to discuss this file I'm holding in my hands right now. 

Time starts... Now

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