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Oh. Hah hah hah. Very funny, Admiral. You're a real barrel of laughs.
IRENE ADLER. Guess who gets to be your Warden? Yep. It's me, precious, and don't pretend for a second that this is gonna be some kind of pleasure cruise, 'cause it ain't. And since we already know each other, how 'bout I give you a twenty minute warning before I come down there to discuss this file I'm holding in my hands right now.
Time starts... Now.
IRENE ADLER. Guess who gets to be your Warden? Yep. It's me, precious, and don't pretend for a second that this is gonna be some kind of pleasure cruise, 'cause it ain't. And since we already know each other, how 'bout I give you a twenty minute warning before I come down there to discuss this file I'm holding in my hands right now.
Time starts... Now.
Irene: "SKLJkjv;klsjdfgweoj!"
Date: 2010-02-17 05:14 am (UTC)I don't think I have much of anything to discuss with you that can't wait until a later, more decent time. Say, the apocalypse.
SPAM? ....As Gabe has no need of WALKING. :|
Date: 2010-02-17 05:18 am (UTC)What a coincidence. Where I'm from, the Apocalypse is going strong. Guess you're stuck with dealing with me.
I'll be there in ten seconds.
YES PLZ. ... goddamned angelic beings.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:21 am (UTC)MWAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2010-02-17 05:25 am (UTC)Re: MWAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2010-02-17 05:29 am (UTC)It's open.
Re: MWAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2010-02-17 05:34 am (UTC)Okay. So we have kidnapping, extortion, theft, attempted assassination, put something on so I can pretend like you have shame, a sort-of murder... Wow, Admiral. You picked me out a winner.
[Two things should be noted: The fact that Gabe's voice never changed through that whole speech and the fact that he never once looked up.]
Re: MWAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2010-02-17 05:43 am (UTC)I have nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, it's not like you gave me much warning. Ten seconds, I believe it was? You're lucky I'm wearing clothing at all.
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:49 am (UTC)[He flopped down on the nearest flat surface and rifled through the notes.] Well, you're not the biggest psycho on the Barge, so points for you. This is gonna be a cake walk for me. I've reformed badder criminals than you in my day.
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:56 am (UTC)[Irene sat up, her legs curled beneath her. Her voice was soft] Oh, I don't know. I can be rather terrible. What are you going to do - punish me? [She smirked]
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:09 am (UTC)Empty? [He arched a brow.] Look at the name, precious. I'm the scariest thing on this Barge. Don't presume any threat I make is empty. I don't even have to ask the Admiral to screw with you. How's it gonna feel when anything you try to steal burns your fingers on contact? Or just winds up right back in its original place whenever you leave with it? Or... I dunno. Triggers a huge alarm that alerts half the Barge to what you're doing.
[He crossed his legs and leaned back.] I can do a lot of things, Adler. Trust me.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:36 am (UTC)[She stood] And what about you, then? You are far from perfect, from what I can tell. After all, you're here with the rest of us mere mortals. Separated from divine grace. Fallen, one might even say? I don't know, you tell me. I mean, after all, you have my file. I should have the right to know who the hell you think you are.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:49 am (UTC)He stood up, voice going from casual to a deadly sort of calm.]
You listen to me, you arrogant bitch. I got a good reason for being here. Annnd I don't owe you crap. I'm the one who asked to be here. You're the one stuck here. So shape up or this is gonna start getting ugly.
[He snapped once and was gone, lest he lose his temper and someone wind up in the wall. YEAH, THAT SENDS A WONDERFUL MESSAGE. HI, I JUST MET MY INMATE AND SHE HIT MY HOT BUTTON SO I KILLED HER. SORRY.]
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:23 pm (UTC)Private // Voice - Guess who else is a little pissed?
Date: 2010-02-17 07:42 am (UTC)Private // Voice
Date: 2010-02-17 07:44 am (UTC)[AUDIBLE FACEPALM OF ANNOYANCE.]
Private // Voice
Date: 2010-02-17 07:51 am (UTC)Private // Voice
Date: 2010-02-17 07:53 am (UTC)...Wait. Scratch that. Don't do anything someone who actually has restraint and a good moral backbone wouldn't do.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:57 am (UTC)Private // Voice
Date: 2010-02-17 07:58 am (UTC)Private // Voice
Date: 2010-02-17 08:03 am (UTC)But it's just not a smart thing to do when I know my warden would probably be alerted.
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Date: 2010-02-17 01:26 pm (UTC)*INSERT HEADWALLING HERE*
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Date: 2010-02-17 01:27 pm (UTC)So you're Gabriel?
can't we have more like Aziraphale? You know. Sane angels.no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:57 pm (UTC)That Gabriel?
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:00 pm (UTC)Right.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:21 pm (UTC)PRIVATE
Date: 2010-02-17 04:14 pm (UTC)WELL PLAYED, SIR.
PRIVATE// THERE IS A LONG SILENCE, 'CAUSE GABE'S NOT SURE WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:19 pm (UTC)THIS THREAD JACK MEANS NOTHING AND DOESN'T EXIST BUT ARGH.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:27 pm (UTC)