004- All the cool kids are doing it...

[uberboned]

Whoo. Lemme tell you, people. I've been here a week and I don't think I could handle another one without getting off this rocker, so, at this point, I could care less if the rumors I've been hearing about ports are true. Bring on the pain, for all I care. I need to stretch my legs on some dry land somethin' fierce. Wind me up and turn me loose, boys, 'cause Daddy needs some action. Any kind of action. ...Just not the kind of action we've been seeing around here lately. That's the kind of action that tends to make me snap and start killing people and we don't want that. 

Inmates! How the heck are you? If any of you crazies are still jonesing for a little taste of whatever the port brings, I'm currently Inmateless and intending to live it up a little. ...Or a lot. Probably a lot. I have needs and it's vital to my continuing function that these needs be met, but, hey, I can babysit, too. I'm good at multitasking. 

So, let's light this candle, Barge. Bring on tomorrow!

Comments

[yourunichase]

My aren't you fucking cheerful?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Just a little ball of sunshine, precious.

[yourunichase]

Fantastic. Just what this fucking place needs.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Aww. What's the matter? Is someone having an allergic reaction to joy?

[yourunichase]

Yes.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I think they make pills for that.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Valentine's soon, and the Admiral likes to celebrate holidays, so...I have the feeling the kind of action we'll be getting will be a lot more fun.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm hoping for, kiddo. Believe me.

Strikes readable

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Me too. I am so going to kidnap JD for this port.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You crazy kids have a good time.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

We will.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I'm not so drugged anymore, but they won't let me out yet. I just had to get a doctor for a warden.

I didn't say anything stupid, did I? I don't exactly remember everything.

See Gabby lie for his homie. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You sang "Freebird" when I asked you to.

So unless that's gonna leave a mark, I think you're good.

Aw, so sweet.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Then I'm good.

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

[a chuckle] I like the way you think, bub. Gonna be one helluva time.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm countin' on it.

[acid_rayne]

The fuck ever, man... You guys carry on thinking about that while some sandworm tries raping your brain full of eggs or you have to get turned into a giraffe with leprosy or whatever.

IT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS.

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

[chuckles] Darlin' ya want Big Bad Creed t'keep you company and make sure it doesn't happen?

[acid_rayne]

Aw, gee, I don't know... Does that mean you want my boot up your ass?

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

See? This is what I get for tryin' to be nice.

this will ALL change.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I'm eager for a little solid ground myself. The ship, in her own right, is a variable shit storm of annoying.

Hahahaha. THIS WON'T.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Present company excluded, of course.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Nothing but duh. You'll soon learn the hells of having an inmate. I think the sorting is three days away.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Although you can't see me, know that I'm quaking in my boots right now.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Although you can't see me, know that I'm laughing at your ego.

You'll SEE, Trick. You'll see.