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uberbonedOkay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.
And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.
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I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.
And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.
[Private to Max, added later.]
I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.
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[private] delightfully drawn out.
Date: 2010-03-23 08:28 pm (UTC)[NINJA!SPAM]
Date: 2010-03-23 08:31 pm (UTC)Sorry. That was the wrong answer. But thanks for playing, anyway.
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Date: 2010-03-23 08:36 pm (UTC)[He threw his arms out wide.] This is me, trying to fix it.
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Date: 2010-03-23 08:51 pm (UTC)[Which was the politer way of saying, "YOU CONFUSE ME AND MAKE MY BRAIN HURT AND I TURNED DOWN RANDOM SEX FOR YOU. WTH."]
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