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Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

Private

Date: 2010-03-23 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I'm going stir crazy. You're taking me out. [Notice it's not a suggestion.]

Private

Date: 2010-03-23 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oooh. Demanding. I love it. Where d'you wanna go?

Private

Date: 2010-03-23 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
CES is preferable, and if you venture even five feet away from me, death will toll for you. [Gee, I wonder if she's been cooped up too long.]

Private

Date: 2010-03-23 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Got it. CES. No getting five feet away from you or death is imminent.

Private, edging into spam.

Date: 2010-03-23 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
YES, MA'AM.

[LOOK SEE? KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW.]

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Date: 2010-03-23 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[THANK GOD GABRIEL.

Watch Ruby rush to the door and GTFO of her room in record time. Does this seem odd to you, sir?]

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Date: 2010-03-23 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabriel moved out of the way so as not to get plowed through.] Whoa. Slow down there, Lassie. How long's it been since someone let you out?

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[She might seem a little out of breath. Not like she needs it, but ya know, the body seems to react to terror like that.] Uh...since the rum was gone. And by rum, I mean blood.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Rubes... That's not healthy. You shoulda called me. I woulda showed up. [He rolled his eyes.] Let's just hope the CES isn't in bear country or something. Or the woods of Transylvania.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I seriously doubt it will be. [She starts walking, looking a little sheepish.] And...I'm sorry I didn't call. I'm not really used to having friends, ya know? [She licked her lips.] And I don't like being needy.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Needy schmeedy. [Gabriel threw an arm around her shoulders.] Where you lead, I will follow, and all that cheesy sitcom stuff.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[That made her grin a little, but her voice came out soft when she answered.] Yeah...

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[He squeezed her shoulders a little harder.] Don't worry about it. If any vampire shows up looking for a little exotic cuisine, I'll bounce 'em back to the coffin they crawled out of. Sound good?

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[And now is the part where Ruby gets cheesy. She wrapped her arms around him as well as she could while still walking. I WILL GET HER A HUG ICON ONE DAY, I SWEAR.] I love you. And I mean it this time.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
What? You didn't mean it the last few times? I'm hurt. [He laughed.] You're one in a million, Rubes.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I know. And I said you were awesome, not that I loved you. There's a difference.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Tomato, Tomahto. It's all shameless adoration to me. [Of course, he was teasing.] So. Interesting fact: I have never actually been in the CES.

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
Really? I like it. It's nice and open. [Notice the very so slight airy kind of bliss to the word ~open~. Catching on to her super secret phobia yet?]

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Date: 2010-03-23 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[NO. NOT REALLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT SOME WARNING SIGNS. AND SOME ORANGE CONES DOWN.]

Well, I spend a lot of time in my room, just... Making commentary on the mass hysteria that surrounds me. Not a lot of time to just wander aimlessly about in the wide world of faux outdoors.

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Date: 2010-03-23 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[GOOD IDEA. LET'S HOPE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR DOESN'T RUN OFF WITH THEM.]

And you say I should get out more. [Because directing attention away from her problem makes everything better.]

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Date: 2010-03-23 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, look. We're killing two birds with one stone. I'm getting out, you're getting out, and no one is getting eaten by vampires.

[Gabriel stopped in front of the door to the CES and waved Ruby inside.] Your open air paradise, whatever it may be, awaits.

[SPAM]

Date: 2010-03-23 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[Ruby's arms tighten around him as they moved forward, as if to say, "AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUCKIN' GOIN' ANYWHERE JUST BECAUSE IT'S A VAMP-FREE ZONE."

The scene was...well, green. Wide stretches of green and a tree or bush here and there. Hasn't St. Patrick's Day past already? It must've thrown up before it left.]

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Date: 2010-03-23 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabe whistled.] Wow. I'm just waiting for Julie Andrews to come running up and start dancing.

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Date: 2010-03-23 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
[Ruby laughed. Or...maybe it was a giggle. WHUT?] Or we could just walk.

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