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Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

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Date: 2010-03-24 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
As hard as it is for a girl like me to open up?

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Date: 2010-03-24 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabriel chortled slightly.] Well, we're both of us closed books, Rubes. Good on us. It makes us unpredictable and... uh. I dunno. Fascinating.

[And sometimes very, very lonely.]

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Date: 2010-03-24 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I like the word seductive. But I'm a demon. I can make anything seductive. [Or so she would hope.]

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