020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

[uberboned]

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

Comments

THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE TO BE ANGRY AT. THOSE DAMN PROTESTANTS... Oh you meant him. :\

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

An agent of reformation and purveyor of just desserts. I'm like the Barge's very own Angel of Vengeance, minus all the melodrama.

HE'S CATHOLIC... THEY ARE ALWAYS MAD AT SOMETHING

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

In my experience, acts of vengeance rarely come to pass without consequence.

Y U MAD CATHOLICISM? D:

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Not if the people were really, really deserving and you're really, really good at it. Welcome to angel logic. We smite you for looking back at your burning home and then pretend we're just fluffy guys on clouds with harps.

I DONT KNOW... HE FEELS ABANDONED BY YOU *weep*

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

You.

You are just as a torment in person as you were during your absence.

IT'S OKAY, BB. DADDY ABANDONED US ALL.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....

Wait. What?

;___;

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

His brother who recieved "visions" was killed by a "spirit". It's not explained very well in canon.

Now I am assured of your kinds' existance, my resolve that you care not for our plight is strengthened further.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Uh... If you have problems with Management, you're talkin' to the wrong angel, pal. I skipped out a long time ago.

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Then my anger is misplaced.

I apologize.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

No problem. Happens all the time.