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uberboned[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)why would you pretethis is ridicthis cannot be quiteyou're not an angeFalse identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.
I don't even knowSORRY YOUR WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED, HOWIE.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:53 pm (UTC)IT'S NOT JUST HIS WORLDVIEW YOU GIT.
From:STUPID PAGAN ARCHANGELS. ;__;
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From:AND GABE GOES FOR THE STEAL.
From:...howie is pissed. this is personal, dammit. DAMMIT. :D
From:SORRY THE ANGELS BE GANGING UP ON YOU, HOWIE. D:
From:and some how pushing aaaaall his buttons. VERY HARD. :/
From:EVERYONE TAKE A PICTURE. GABE IS SHOWING HUMILITY. THIS MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
From:this is much appreciated, gabe.
From:He doesn't pick on people who don't deserve it! And Azi broke him out of his righteous fervor.
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From:ooh. that cut him, azi. that cut him. unintentionally, but it did.
From:HE DOESN'T KNOW :( and the truth hurts sometimes, Howie
From:this time, can we put away the truth, please? tense? Howie? not tense at all.
From:no Az can't put away truth it's his job :(
From:but you're making mr stiff upperlip cry here. sorta. :/
From:awww way to make the angel feel guilty :< :<
From:you both just went and pushed a ton of nasty, nasty buttons. dammit.
From:he never expects people to have buttons, unfortunately. lol
From:howie needs a hug now, thanks to you. bloody angels.
From:he would give him one but he's being all British :(
From:s'alright. howie's just as painfully british. :/
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From:THE FACEPALM HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.
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Date: 2010-02-17 08:04 pm (UTC)... Yeah? So?
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From:Oh God. SHE'S GOING TO LOOK FOR POWER SOCKETS WHEN SHE MEETS GABRIEL NOW. WELL DONE, KURT.
From:HIS WORK HERE IS DONE!
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Date: 2010-02-17 10:02 pm (UTC)Still my favorite reaction to this whole clusterfuck.
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From:SEE GABE SULK. SEE GABE DENY THAT HE'S SULKING.
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Date: 2010-02-18 01:10 am (UTC)Albeit, as an inmate and looking a little more androgynous...
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Date: 2010-02-18 01:12 am (UTC)[WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT.]
...Oh c'mon.
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Date: 2010-02-18 02:54 am (UTC)oh Az and his optimism
From:BAW AZ *fluffs him*
From:he secretly enjoys your adoration B)
From:HE DESERVES THE ADORATION. :|
From:yes but pride is a sin :|
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From:[Private] LOL HE'S SO PROUD OF HIM
From:[Private] HE'S GOT STANDARDS
From:[Private] AZ IS SUDDENLY REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT, IDEK
From:[Private] XD BOOOYS.
From:[Private] lol abrupt BFF? idk. Az likes him <3
From:[Private] GABE LIKES HIM TOO. HE'S HIS BRUTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA. :| XD <33
From:[Private] d'awww, BOYS <3
From:[Private] GABE'S A FAMILY GUY AT HEART, MAN. He loff his brothers.
From:[Private] I didn't even realize Az felt left out until now, so this'll be interesting!
From:[Private] BAW AZ. IT'S OKAY. YOU GET THE ANNOYING BIG BROTHER YOU /NEVER HAD/ NOW. YAY FOR YOU.
From:[Private] I'll be really entertained if he starts to automatically defer to him XDD
From:[Private] XDD GABE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO THAT. "...I dunno? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?"
From:[Private] BECAUSE YOU'RE THE RESIDENT ARCHANGEL :( Az enjoys structure. BE RESPONSIBLE, GABE.
From:[Private] BUT GABE LIKES HIS CHAOS. D: DON'T MAKE HIM GROW UP, YOU BIG MEANIE.
From:[Private] sorry, that's his role in life - to make people grow up xD
From:[Private] PFFT. You're gonna make an honest angel out of him, bro. :|
From:[Private] HE WILL BE VERY PROUD OF HIMSELF IF HE DOES
From:[Private] XD I'M SURE HE WILL. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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From:[Private] WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OLDER AGAIN? :|
From:[Private] I think infinite is the same age, dear
From:[Private] XD Gabe will still insist he's older.
From:[Private] Az says that's factually inaccurate, and also petty
From:[Private] GABE SAYS YOUR FACE IS FACTUALLY INACCURATE. ...Yeah, petty's a good word for it. :|
From:[Private] it is, actually, factually inaccurate XD lol vessels
From:[Private] STEPHEN FRY IS THE BEST VESSEL.
From:[Private] this milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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