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uberboned[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
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[Private] BECAUSE YOU'RE THE RESIDENT ARCHANGEL :( Az enjoys structure. BE RESPONSIBLE, GABE.
Date: 2010-02-18 04:10 am (UTC)Ah yes, the Plan. You really do have to assume it's ineffable or it all starts to look very disturbing, to say the least. I am actually enjoying my time here as well for much the same reason, though - it's rather lovely not to have to keep to an imaginary schedule.
[Private] BUT GABE LIKES HIS CHAOS. D: DON'T MAKE HIM GROW UP, YOU BIG MEANIE.
Date: 2010-02-18 04:20 am (UTC)Exactly! It was getting way too hard to hide in plain sight with the apocalypse breathing down my neck and if I left Heaven to get away from Lucy and Mike's sibling rivalry, I sure as sunshine was gonna take the first boat outta Dodge when they moved their fighting to my turf.
[Private] sorry, that's his role in life - to make people grow up xD
Date: 2010-02-18 02:16 pm (UTC)The whole situation makes me frightfully uncomfortable even to hear it described, I will admit.
[Private] PFFT. You're gonna make an honest angel out of him, bro. :|
Date: 2010-02-18 07:16 pm (UTC)[Private] HE WILL BE VERY PROUD OF HIMSELF IF HE DOES
Date: 2010-02-18 08:23 pm (UTC)[Private] XD I'M SURE HE WILL. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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Date: 2010-02-18 09:45 pm (UTC)[Private] WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OLDER AGAIN? :|
Date: 2010-02-18 09:46 pm (UTC)[Private] I think infinite is the same age, dear
Date: 2010-02-18 10:05 pm (UTC)[Private] XD Gabe will still insist he's older.
Date: 2010-02-18 10:08 pm (UTC)I'm about tapped out on my sin quota.
[Private] Az says that's factually inaccurate, and also petty
Date: 2010-02-18 10:09 pm (UTC)[Private] GABE SAYS YOUR FACE IS FACTUALLY INACCURATE. ...Yeah, petty's a good word for it. :|
Date: 2010-02-18 10:13 pm (UTC)Guess you can keep forgetting it. I'm all archangel now. Sorta.
[Private] it is, actually, factually inaccurate XD lol vessels
Date: 2010-02-18 10:17 pm (UTC)[Private] STEPHEN FRY IS THE BEST VESSEL.
Date: 2010-02-18 10:21 pm (UTC)[Private] this milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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