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uberboned[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
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strikes are unreadable.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)why would you pretethis is ridicthis cannot be quiteyou're not an angeFalse identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.
I don't even knowHAVE AN ATHEIST
Date: 2010-02-17 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 05:52 pm (UTC)SORRY YOUR WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED, HOWIE.
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Date: 2010-02-17 05:55 pm (UTC)IT'S NOT JUST HIS WORLDVIEW YOU GIT.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:58 pm (UTC)I'm not debating this. I just want you to know that this is entirely and utterly offensive.
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Date: 2010-02-17 06:10 pm (UTC)STUPID PAGAN ARCHANGELS. ;__;
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:30 pm (UTC)THE FACEPALM HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.
Date: 2010-02-17 07:31 pm (UTC)Re: THE FACEPALM HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.
Date: 2010-02-17 07:32 pm (UTC)...GO BACK TO YOUR OWN STUPID COUNTRY. Seriously. Stop fucking up the airwaves with your stupid slang.
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Date: 2010-02-17 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-17 07:36 pm (UTC)Stay out of my religion! My mum would've dropped over dead if she was here to see this!
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