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[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
strikes are unreadable.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)why would you pretethis is ridicthis cannot be quiteyou're not an angeFalse identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.
I don't even knowSORRY YOUR WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED, HOWIE.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:53 pm (UTC)IT'S NOT JUST HIS WORLDVIEW YOU GIT.
Date: 2010-02-17 05:58 pm (UTC)I'm not debating this. I just want you to know that this is entirely and utterly offensive.
STUPID PAGAN ARCHANGELS. ;__;
Date: 2010-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 02:58 am (UTC)AND GABE GOES FOR THE STEAL.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:00 am (UTC)Where d'you think the last place they'd look to find you is?
...howie is pissed. this is personal, dammit. DAMMIT. :D
Date: 2010-02-18 03:04 am (UTC)You know what people do for their false, pagan gods?
SORRY THE ANGELS BE GANGING UP ON YOU, HOWIE. D:
Date: 2010-02-18 03:09 am (UTC)No one sacrifices the righteous in my name, pal, if that helps you any.
and some how pushing aaaaall his buttons. VERY HARD. :/
Date: 2010-02-18 03:17 am (UTC)You're associating yourself with that. That is offensive to me. I'm sorry, if it's what you thought was necessary, but it is offensive.
EVERYONE TAKE A PICTURE. GABE IS SHOWING HUMILITY. THIS MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:21 am (UTC)this is much appreciated, gabe.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:22 am (UTC)He doesn't pick on people who don't deserve it! And Azi broke him out of his righteous fervor.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:25 am (UTC)[GABE GETS A COOKIE AND A STAR BY HIS NAME ON THE BULLETIN BOARD NOW. YAY.]
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Date: 2010-02-18 03:02 am (UTC)Not every underground Christian needs to martyr themselves, after all, nor should they.
ooh. that cut him, azi. that cut him. unintentionally, but it did.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:09 am (UTC)Do you know what people do for false pagan gods? Do you know what that makes them believe is right?
HE DOESN'T KNOW :( and the truth hurts sometimes, Howie
Date: 2010-02-18 03:12 am (UTC)I don't mean to lecture you, it's just that you seem very... tense about it.
this time, can we put away the truth, please? tense? Howie? not tense at all.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:20 am (UTC)I'm not tense, I just have a point.
no Az can't put away truth it's his job :(
Date: 2010-02-18 03:25 am (UTC)You do indeed have one, but in this case it is serving only to bring you stress. God cares more about your well-being than of your opinion on pagan deities, I assure you.
but you're making mr stiff upperlip cry here. sorta. :/
Date: 2010-02-18 03:30 am (UTC)...It...
That really isn't the point. I'm not exa...nevermind.
awww way to make the angel feel guilty :< :<
Date: 2010-02-18 03:36 am (UTC)you both just went and pushed a ton of nasty, nasty buttons. dammit.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:39 am (UTC)I just can'the never expects people to have buttons, unfortunately. lol
Date: 2010-02-18 03:43 am (UTC)howie needs a hug now, thanks to you. bloody angels.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:50 am (UTC)he would give him one but he's being all British :(
Date: 2010-02-18 02:21 pm (UTC)s'alright. howie's just as painfully british. :/
Date: 2010-02-18 02:22 pm (UTC)