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[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]

OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.

And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.

1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes. 

2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?

3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.

4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.

Hope that clears everything up. 

strikes are unreadable.

Date: 2010-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
why would you prete

this is ridic

this cannot be quite

you're not an ange

False identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.

I don't even know

SORRY YOUR WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED, HOWIE.

Date: 2010-02-17 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
In my defense, I needed a really good hiding place at the time.

IT'S NOT JUST HIS WORLDVIEW YOU GIT.

Date: 2010-02-17 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
Hardly much of a defence for faking false godhood.

I'm not debating this. I just want you to know that this is entirely and utterly offensive.

STUPID PAGAN ARCHANGELS. ;__;

Date: 2010-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Your opinion has been noted.

Date: 2010-02-18 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com
If it reassures you any, he did have good reason in my understanding of it. Their world is... very different.

Date: 2010-02-18 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
It's not the reason that bothers me. I understand that point. It's the choice of alternate identity.

AND GABE GOES FOR THE STEAL.

Date: 2010-02-18 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Ever had a swarm of angels, led by the most sanctimonious son of a bitch that ever lived, riding your ass 'cause you wouldn't fight a war you didn't believe in?

Where d'you think the last place they'd look to find you is?
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
That's not the point at all. I understand, you had reason, and probably good reason, knowing others from your world. As I said, that is not what offends me.

You know what people do for their false, pagan gods?

SORRY THE ANGELS BE GANGING UP ON YOU, HOWIE. D:

Date: 2010-02-18 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Sacrifices. Fire. Lots and lots of fire. And, sometimes, naked dancing.

No one sacrifices the righteous in my name, pal, if that helps you any.
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
How do you know? How can you say that, when none of those gods actually exist, but just the very idea of them, the very idea they would take blood sacrifice and dedications to their absurd godhood is enough to twist religion, to twist morality, to create human beings who would do disgusting things in the name of something which isn't even real. You might say nobody does anything like that in your name, but but how do you know that, a hundred years down the line, someone won't pick that up and use it to manipulate people into murder?

You're associating yourself with that. That is offensive to me. I'm sorry, if it's what you thought was necessary, but it is offensive.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I think you've made your point. And I respect that point. And, uh... Respectfully... Bow out of this discussion.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
...You're welcome.

[GABE GETS A COOKIE AND A STAR BY HIS NAME ON THE BULLETIN BOARD NOW. YAY.]

Date: 2010-02-18 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com
I hate to admit but it does make a certain amount of sense. Its unorthodoxy is the very reason no one would think of the truth.

Not every underground Christian needs to martyr themselves, after all, nor should they.
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
I take the point, but I'll say to you what I said to him.

Do you know what people do for false pagan gods? Do you know what that makes them believe is right?
From: [identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com
I do know, but to paint someone with the same brush merely because they've borrowed the mantle of identity isn't wise either. More to the point, I'm certain you know that.

I don't mean to lecture you, it's just that you seem very... tense about it.
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
He chose that identity. He chose to associate himself with gods which are, firstly, entirely false, and, secondly, used to invoke blood sacrifice and immortality. If I went and spent time with the National Front, you'd think I was a racist, wouldn't you?

I'm not tense, I just have a point.

no Az can't put away truth it's his job :(

Date: 2010-02-18 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com
I would be shocked if Gabriel had done anything of the sort. It was used as a cover, not as the truth. He isn't delusional. And I'd think you were a member of the National Front, not necessarily that you were racist; it is my disposition by nature not to judge others based on their actions or appearances.

You do indeed have one, but in this case it is serving only to bring you stress. God cares more about your well-being than of your opinion on pagan deities, I assure you.
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
I never said he was delusional. I never said that he condoned such actions, either. I merely think it's quite offensive to, even by pretence, associate yourself with something that can be used in such a way. And besides, the National Front espouse racist ideology; it's a fair conclusion to say that if I gave money to them, even if I didn't believe in it, I'm supporting and encouraging it by some kind of proxy.

...It...

That really isn't the point. I'm not exa...nevermind.

awww way to make the angel feel guilty :< :<

Date: 2010-02-18 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com
I truly don't mean to upset you and I'm sorry if I have. Would you rather resume the conversation later, once you've had some time? We're certainly not going anywhere.

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