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uberboned[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.
And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.
1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.
2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?
3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.
4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.
Hope that clears everything up.
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BAW AZ *fluffs him*
Date: 2010-02-18 02:58 am (UTC)[THE SMARM. IT NEVER ENDS.]
he secretly enjoys your adoration B)
Date: 2010-02-18 03:03 am (UTC)HE DESERVES THE ADORATION. :|
Date: 2010-02-18 03:04 am (UTC)yes but pride is a sin :|
Date: 2010-02-18 03:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 03:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-18 03:13 am (UTC)[Private]
And would you let up on poor Sergeant Howie? I think he's had some difficulty with religious types in the past. Ordinarily he's very level-headed, but this is something of a sore spot for him.
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Date: 2010-02-18 03:15 am (UTC)[Private] LOL HE'S SO PROUD OF HIM
Date: 2010-02-18 03:16 am (UTC)[Private] HE'S GOT STANDARDS
Date: 2010-02-18 03:18 am (UTC)[Private] AZ IS SUDDENLY REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT, IDEK
Date: 2010-02-18 03:19 am (UTC)[Private] XD BOOOYS.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:23 am (UTC)[Private] lol abrupt BFF? idk. Az likes him <3
Date: 2010-02-18 03:24 am (UTC)And I did mean that metaphorically. I've been on Earth long enough not to have my head still in the clouds, if you understand the reference.
[Private] GABE LIKES HIM TOO. HE'S HIS BRUTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA. :| XD <33
Date: 2010-02-18 03:28 am (UTC)[Private] d'awww, BOYS <3
Date: 2010-02-18 03:30 am (UTC)On another note, you all seem much more fraternal than the angels on my Earth. I suppose you'd have to be with - everything that's going on, but was it always that way? I was the guardian at Eden, you see, and since then I've forever been on Earth. I've never really had... brethren in that sense. Just Crowley.
[Private] GABE'S A FAMILY GUY AT HEART, MAN. He loff his brothers.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:38 am (UTC)[CONGRATS, AZ. YOU GET TO BE THE FIRST PERSON BESIDES THE WINCHESTERS WHO KNOW THAT STORY. FEEL HONORED.]
Huh. There's a demon in my neck of the woods named Crowley. Nice guy... Y'know, for a demon. Not that I'm as racist as half the family.
[Private] I didn't even realize Az felt left out until now, so this'll be interesting!
Date: 2010-02-18 03:41 am (UTC)But... yes, I'm not sure I could withstand a - a war of that caliber myself. I don't have any idea what I'd do, especially if I were as personally invested with each other as you all were and are. I've always been so separate from the angelic hierarchy, the only field agent, as it were: I'm something of an anomaly. I could never imagine having anything like this conversation with my own Gabriel, for instance. He'd have already found me at fault.
[Private] BAW AZ. IT'S OKAY. YOU GET THE ANNOYING BIG BROTHER YOU /NEVER HAD/ NOW. YAY FOR YOU.
Date: 2010-02-18 03:56 am (UTC)Well, lucky for you, I only find fault in humans making utter dicks outta themselves. And heck, I can't even remember the last time I talked to another angel that wasn't Castiel or Anna. It was either eternal loneliness or eternal damnation for disobedience after that. Damned if I do, damned if I don't has never been so apt.
[Private] I'll be really entertained if he starts to automatically defer to him XDD
Date: 2010-02-18 04:00 am (UTC)Er, quite. Sometimes I almost find myself jealous of humans for having so much potential. It's quite novel to be able to pick up and leave as you like, you know? We tend to get frightfully boxed in, especially when you consider how eternal an eternity is.
[Private] XDD GABE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO THAT. "...I dunno? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?"
Date: 2010-02-18 04:06 am (UTC)Tell me about it. Best thing about going rouge was the illusion of free will, but even I'm not immune to the fact that Daddy's divine plan's always underfoot. This place? It's a lot better for my sanity than what I left back home.
[Private] BECAUSE YOU'RE THE RESIDENT ARCHANGEL :( Az enjoys structure. BE RESPONSIBLE, GABE.
Date: 2010-02-18 04:10 am (UTC)Ah yes, the Plan. You really do have to assume it's ineffable or it all starts to look very disturbing, to say the least. I am actually enjoying my time here as well for much the same reason, though - it's rather lovely not to have to keep to an imaginary schedule.
[Private] BUT GABE LIKES HIS CHAOS. D: DON'T MAKE HIM GROW UP, YOU BIG MEANIE.
Date: 2010-02-18 04:20 am (UTC)Exactly! It was getting way too hard to hide in plain sight with the apocalypse breathing down my neck and if I left Heaven to get away from Lucy and Mike's sibling rivalry, I sure as sunshine was gonna take the first boat outta Dodge when they moved their fighting to my turf.
[Private] sorry, that's his role in life - to make people grow up xD
Date: 2010-02-18 02:16 pm (UTC)The whole situation makes me frightfully uncomfortable even to hear it described, I will admit.
[Private] PFFT. You're gonna make an honest angel out of him, bro. :|
Date: 2010-02-18 07:16 pm (UTC)[Private] HE WILL BE VERY PROUD OF HIMSELF IF HE DOES
Date: 2010-02-18 08:23 pm (UTC)[Private] XD I'M SURE HE WILL. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
Date: 2010-02-18 08:40 pm (UTC)[Private]
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From:[Private] WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OLDER AGAIN? :|
From:[Private] I think infinite is the same age, dear
From:[Private] XD Gabe will still insist he's older.
From:[Private] Az says that's factually inaccurate, and also petty
From:[Private] GABE SAYS YOUR FACE IS FACTUALLY INACCURATE. ...Yeah, petty's a good word for it. :|
From:[Private] it is, actually, factually inaccurate XD lol vessels
From:[Private] STEPHEN FRY IS THE BEST VESSEL.
From:[Private] this milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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