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Feb. 5th, 2010 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberboned[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
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Date: 2010-02-06 01:10 am (UTC)That's so racist. I don't go, "Gee. Another mortal. Couldn't we get a centaur or something? Put some spice in this melting pot."
you're welcomed to hurt her, gabe!
Date: 2010-02-06 01:36 am (UTC)WHY WOULD HE DO A THING LIKE THAT? :| HE'S A RESPECTABLE WARDEN. REALLY.
Date: 2010-02-06 01:46 am (UTC)I'd be careful where you step in your cabin, princess.
YOU'RE SUCH A NIIIIIICE GUUUUUYYYY!
Date: 2010-02-06 07:53 am (UTC)HE REALLY IS. BUT YOU INSULTED THE MOJO.
Date: 2010-02-06 06:16 pm (UTC)[Thoughtful pause.]
Y'know, this is why we don't punch a guy in the mojo, sweetheart.
I've got a free minute, and seeing as it's public and all...
Date: 2010-02-06 01:53 am (UTC)Gabe's a dirty quote-stealing hor.
Date: 2010-02-06 02:00 am (UTC)At least he's pretty. And blackmailable.
Date: 2010-02-06 02:09 am (UTC)He chooses to focus on the pretty. For obvious reasons.
Date: 2010-02-06 02:15 am (UTC)[Because he can totally tell she has street cred by the sound of her voice. Or he's just being an ass. It's hard to tell with Gabe.]
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Date: 2010-02-06 02:28 am (UTC)So you're a trickster. You don't happen to have a thing for time loops, do you?
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Date: 2010-02-06 02:37 am (UTC)When it fits the circumstance. Why?
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Date: 2010-02-06 03:34 am (UTC)I think me and this place are gonna get along swell.
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Date: 2010-02-06 04:09 am (UTC)So. My mutual friend in Winchester-periphery, which by the way ain't the best place to be on a good day and I'm sure you know that, what am I supposed to call you?
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Date: 2010-02-06 04:25 am (UTC)Kristy.
[It's not lying. He didn't ask for a name, just something to call her.]
I hearby dub this post, "Ze post full of lying liars who lie about their names."
Date: 2010-02-06 04:29 am (UTC)Nice to meet someone from the ol' homestead then, Kristy.
Ze most awesome post ever.
Date: 2010-02-06 04:36 am (UTC)I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. My God, kids.
Date: 2010-02-06 04:39 am (UTC)Life w/out Winchesters = Funtiems for all!
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