001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

Comments

[Spam: ANGELICIDE. ...I totally just made that word up.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Yes, get the masculine drink, Ruby. GABE WILL DRINK HIS LITTLE BLUE THING WITH MANLY PRIDE. And it better have an umbrella. Oh yes.

And now he's gonna stare like Ruby be crazy.]

...How come I don't get drugged-up!Castiel. I get stick-up-his-ass, disapproves-of-everything!Castiel. [Eyeroll and now he's just muttering, BECAUSE NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO HIM.] I told 'em he wasn't gonna find Dad.

[Spam: It's cool, I make up words all the time.]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

He wasn't just drugged up. [She holds up her right hand, flashing her awesome black diamond snake ring (http://www.myjewelrybox.com/?section=item&itemID=6233) at him.] Christmas present. How fuckin' weird is that?

[Spam: We can have our own dictionary.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He's gonna borrow your hand for a second Ruby.]

Okay. Castiel got hardcore and I missed it? That son of a bitch better loosen up by the time I get back home or I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands. Make the little schmuck embrace his inner hardass.

[And now you can have your hand back.]

[Spam: What shall we call it?]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I think it happened when the fam took off and left him. He didn't really say.

[Spam: The Dictionary.. Of Awesome People.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Thoughtful Gabe is thoughtful and internally miserable.] Yeah, well. That's the family for you.

[OH HEY, HOW ABOUT A SUBJECT CHANGE. ZERO TO ANNOYING IN NO TIME FLAT.]

Do you always pick up angels on prison ships or was this just one of those special occasions and Cas was a freakish, drug-addicted fluke?

[Spam: AWESOME.]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Not many, as far as I know. Aziraphale is the only other one I'm aware of.

Re: [Spam]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That guy. The Remedial Heaven angel. I talked to him. ...Very British. And apparently got stuck with Alastair. My heart weeps for him. [He clutches his heart a little. Yeah, you can feel his agony.]

Re: [Spam]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

[Ruby grins at him.] He can take it.

[Spam]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, he's not a trembling heap in the corner, so that puts him light years ahead of half the people that have gone through Al's House of Pain. I can respect that.