001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

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[Spam: The Dictionary.. Of Awesome People.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Thoughtful Gabe is thoughtful and internally miserable.] Yeah, well. That's the family for you.

[OH HEY, HOW ABOUT A SUBJECT CHANGE. ZERO TO ANNOYING IN NO TIME FLAT.]

Do you always pick up angels on prison ships or was this just one of those special occasions and Cas was a freakish, drug-addicted fluke?

[Spam: AWESOME.]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Not many, as far as I know. Aziraphale is the only other one I'm aware of.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That guy. The Remedial Heaven angel. I talked to him. ...Very British. And apparently got stuck with Alastair. My heart weeps for him. [He clutches his heart a little. Yeah, you can feel his agony.]

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[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

[Ruby grins at him.] He can take it.

[Spam]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, he's not a trembling heap in the corner, so that puts him light years ahead of half the people that have gone through Al's House of Pain. I can respect that.