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Feb. 5th, 2010 06:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberboned[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.
Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.
Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.
I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.
But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.
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I hearby dub this post, "Ze post full of lying liars who lie about their names."
Date: 2010-02-06 04:29 am (UTC)Nice to meet someone from the ol' homestead then, Kristy.
Ze most awesome post ever.
Date: 2010-02-06 04:36 am (UTC)I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. My God, kids.
Date: 2010-02-06 04:39 am (UTC)Life w/out Winchesters = Funtiems for all!
Date: 2010-02-06 04:52 am (UTC)FOR THE NEXT THIRTEEN HOURS, WE PARTY.
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Date: 2010-02-06 06:06 am (UTC)Spam? No time for logging.
Date: 2010-02-06 06:08 am (UTC)You got it. AND MOST AWKWARD MEETING EVER IS A GO.
Date: 2010-02-06 06:23 am (UTC)YAY!
Date: 2010-02-06 06:58 am (UTC)And when she got there? Oh could she smell the angel juice.
She smirked at him, knowing she'd just found out something he didn't want spread around. After all, why would an angel hide behind a pagan identity?]
Trickster, huh, Skip? Your family must be pleased as punch.
Annnd we're spamming.
Date: 2010-02-06 07:07 am (UTC)He held up his hands in some vague gesture of peace, smirking.]
My teenage rebellion got out of hand, Kristy. How's your daddy these days? Oh right. In the middle of the freakin' Apocalypse- the business trip that keeps on giving.
Spamming is awesome.
Date: 2010-02-06 07:18 am (UTC)Daddy can crawl back in his hole where he belongs. [Okay, not exactly roll off.] So how about we stop playing games. You tell me who you really are, I'll tell you who I really am.
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Date: 2010-02-06 07:25 am (UTC)Gabriel. Okay? And I know it's kinda hard to ask a demon to do any favors for a friggin' archangel, but I'm trying to keep that on the downlow here. [Eyeroll.] Celebrity status and all that. I hate signing autographs.
[Yeah, because that's the real reason.]
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Date: 2010-02-06 07:38 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2010-02-06 06:43 pm (UTC)If the pagan deity get-up didn't tip you off already, precious, I ain't exactly in Michael's Top Five. So if you're looking for righteous archangel fury and divine retribution, you met the wrong angel for drinks.
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Date: 2010-02-07 12:21 am (UTC)[She gave him a quick once over, using just her eyes. She trusted he was telling the truth about himself. She didn't feel compelled to give up the truth about herself just from that, but considering this from all angles, it would probably be better to just come out with it.]
I'm Ruby. That Ruby.
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Date: 2010-02-07 12:50 am (UTC)Whatever. He shrugged right back.] It's our problem-free philosophy. And if I weren't retired from the whole Apocalypse thing, I'd probably be pissed at you about now, but what-the-heck-ever. The Barge will not sink. The Apocalypse rages on back home. And all I'm thinkin' right now is whether or not the bar serves those giant blue margarita things.
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Date: 2010-02-07 02:24 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2010-02-07 02:35 am (UTC)[Still not twitching. Nope. Just keep smirking, just keep smirking. ThisbargewasdestinedtomakehimwrithesweartoDad.]
[Enjoy the smarm] ...Is there anyone else here who's gonna get under my skin that I should know about? Like... I dunno. Anyone else even slightly connected to the Apocalypse? It's not much of a vacation if this is the Society For People Who Failed To Prevent And/Or Brought About the End of the Known World.
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Date: 2010-02-07 02:46 am (UTC)She's onto your inward twitch, though, angelface.]
Dean, Sam, Jo...I think John Boy might be here too. [Insert a sigh here.] Cas is gone, though. I miss that poor bastard.
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Date: 2010-02-07 02:54 am (UTC)Here, have the resigned flailing of an archangel whose vacation plans suck.]
Fantastic. I'm sure Dean and Sam'll be thrilled to see me knockin' around. [As thrilled as he'll be to see them, the little pyromaniac fuckers. OH, BUT HE WILL HIDE HIS DISSATISFACTION LIKE A GOOD AVOIDANT ANGEL.]
Okay. The only thing to do right now? Is drink until I have to be all responsible and stuff. So your fuzzy blue elf buddy better make a mean mixed drink.
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Date: 2010-02-07 03:15 am (UTC)Let's go find out. Lead the way, Gabby. [Yes. Yes that's your new nickname. Deal with it.]
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Date: 2010-02-07 03:43 am (UTC)And oh how he's leading. With good-natured eyerolling in.]
Y'know, Gabby and Ruby doesn't have the same kick to it that Skip and Kristy did.
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