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Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

Date: 2010-05-09 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
Take a breath. Nothing's happened yet beyond the network broadcasting a lot of noise.

Date: 2010-05-09 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
When the whole network collapses on itself and we wind up back in the Stone Age? I'll remember you said that. C'mon, Murph. I'm just being realistic here. Nothing happens on the Barge unless it's annoying or traumatizing. I've been here long enough to know that, at least.

Date: 2010-05-09 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omigoduguys.livejournal.com
Temporal interference is a little too trek wars for me.

Date: 2010-05-09 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Next they'll be telling us to reverse the polarity on the whole damn Barge.

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O why not.

Date: 2010-05-09 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com
"While you can"?

You've really honed that knack for the dramatic.

3/3 I GOT BORED.

Date: 2010-05-09 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
What's that? Can't hear you. I think you're breaking up.

[OVER-EXAGGERATED STATICY NOISES.]

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
There's no need to be so negative.

Date: 2010-05-09 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'm not being negative. I'm being realistic.

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blacks-lackey.livejournal.com
Perhaps you should take a deep breath and remember the voices can't hurt you.

Date: 2010-05-09 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Your mother never told you not to talk to strangers, huh?
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Date: 2010-05-09 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherylilass.livejournal.com
You complain too loud.

Date: 2010-05-09 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[jkasldkajdad]

Okay. Why does my episode of "This Is Your Life" have valley girls?

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Fine by me!

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[The vague sound of a laptop powering up.] Barge, Admiral, Temporal interference?

What the-

Maybe this things on the wrong frequency, Pamela!

Date: 2010-05-09 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oh great. We have another contender for the "Biggest Wrong Number Ever" award.

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Date: 2010-05-09 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] visionsandvodka.livejournal.com
Hey man I already have you guys in my head! I don't need you all in my friggin' computer too. That's my special place. Buzz off!

Date: 2010-05-09 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oh great. The Prophet's here. Now it's a party.

Date: 2010-05-09 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missannamilton.livejournal.com
That voice is completely unmistakable.

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had to do it.

Date: 2010-05-09 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alcoholit.livejournal.com
...Just because I'm a better troll than you.

...omg yay.

Date: 2010-05-09 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Okay.

One: No, you're not.

Two: ...Who are you in the grand scheme of things?

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Date: 2010-05-09 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Who are you? The walking fortune cookie.

Yep. That pretty much covers it.
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Date: 2010-05-09 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melodiousyellow.livejournal.com
Did you say temporal interference?

[A longer than normal pause, then:]

BRIDGE!

Date: 2010-05-09 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[That sound? That is the sound of one archangel facepalming.

And then, muttered.]


Ground control to Major Tom...

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Date: 2010-05-09 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theboxsaysno.livejournal.com
Unclaimed baggage, you say? It seems Zoidberg's luck is turning!

Date: 2010-05-09 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
......

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

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Date: 2010-05-09 03:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] guiltapalooza
I was more going for 'interdimensional bleed'. That won't get me punted, will it?

And I was kinda wondering if maybe I should stay.

Date: 2010-05-09 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'll accept that.

Oh sure. It's a regular party boat here, if you like this sorta thing all the damn time.

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Date: 2010-05-09 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] on-cosmic-stage.livejournal.com
Oh, I wouldn't give temporal interference all the credit. Very little credit, in fact, given a static point in the timelines of several adjacent realities. I'd call it more of a dimensional ruckus. A décalage de perception, if you will.

Date: 2010-05-10 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I have no idea what you just said, but... Don't say it again. Okay?

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Date: 2010-05-10 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nashrath.livejournal.com
But it's so damn entertaining.

Oooo, what's going on? Oh no, it's my long-lost sister/aunt! Angst angst angst! I'm going to talk about my complicated interpersonal issues out where everyone and their dog can read them!

No, really, stick around, I'm selling reads of you guys for six silver a pop. You're like a soap opera with people that think they're aliens.

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