029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

Comments

[omigoduguys.livejournal.com]

My sorority sister Krysta tried that with her T zone once. She was so prone to break outs it was completely heinous. Luckily, the doctor she was going to shipped some high grade stuff from mexico and she looked completely hot after the swelling went down.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of silence.

Can you hear the crickets?

Gabriel is supplying them just for you, Elle.]