029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

Comments

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Take a breath. Nothing's happened yet beyond the network broadcasting a lot of noise.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

When the whole network collapses on itself and we wind up back in the Stone Age? I'll remember you said that. C'mon, Murph. I'm just being realistic here. Nothing happens on the Barge unless it's annoying or traumatizing. I've been here long enough to know that, at least.

[omigoduguys.livejournal.com]

Temporal interference is a little too trek wars for me.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Next they'll be telling us to reverse the polarity on the whole damn Barge.

[omigoduguys.livejournal.com]

My sorority sister Krysta tried that with her T zone once. She was so prone to break outs it was completely heinous. Luckily, the doctor she was going to shipped some high grade stuff from mexico and she looked completely hot after the swelling went down.

O why not.

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

"While you can"?

You've really honed that knack for the dramatic.

1/ I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A SURPRISE.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

2/ WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

3/3 I GOT BORED.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

What's that? Can't hear you. I think you're breaking up.

[OVER-EXAGGERATED STATICY NOISES.]

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

Gabriel.

I know you're making that sound.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of silence.

Can you hear the crickets?

Gabriel is supplying them just for you, Elle.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[STILL HISSING.

WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU. AREN'T LITTLE BROTHERS A PAIN?]

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

There's no need to be so negative.

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

Infinite patience, or have you forgotten as much?

You know who'll rust first.

[blacks-lackey.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should take a deep breath and remember the voices can't hurt you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Defeated hiss of shaaame.]

...Fine. You got me. I just hope you're not calling Collect.

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I'm still getting the hang of these cell phones. Who knows what might have happened entirely by accident?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm not being negative. I'm being realistic.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Your mother never told you not to talk to strangers, huh?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

When did you get a sense of humor?

...Wait. No. Better question. Are you borrowing John Cusack for this call?

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

You complain too loud.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[jkasldkajdad]

Okay. Why does my episode of "This Is Your Life" have valley girls?

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you checked in more often, you'd know the answer to these things.

And I fail to see what he has to do with anything.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

You're assuming facts not in evidence.

[blacks-lackey.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll know where the tears'll come from.