038 (Voice/Video) And, all the while, coyote keeps on singing....

[uberboned]

[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]

...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.

[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]

Comments

[video]

[hulk]

W-well there's th- [Yeah, it hasn't hit Bruce that he's a tiny, prey animal yet.

...Oh. Now he still gives you a 8| Gabe. ...Minus his nose twitching.] Hey now, at least I have. Fingers. ...Fingerish. Things. Kind of. [And look! He's pointing at you. With his fingerpaws.]

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabriel shakes his head.]

And I have telekinesis. I still win.

[video]

[hulk]

Yeah, well. Good for you. But as someone without any, uh. Special abilities to start with. [Compulsive grooming of ears before his face goes as O_O as a squirrel's can and he stops himself.] This isn't exactly all you're cracking it up to be, so.

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh just embrace your squirrely fate already, Brucie. I mean... I honestly don't see much of a difference here.

[video]

[hulk]

Tha-- You're wr- ...I don't have a squirrelly f-

[Yeah, Bruce is sulking a little atm.]