uberboned: ([Coyote] Trickster grin)
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[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]

...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.

[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]

VIDEO - ANIMAL SPEAK (or something)

Date: 2010-06-27 04:39 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - questioning)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
[Some doggy snuffling as he messes with his communicator. Then, SAM'S WEARY VOICE comes out of this little guy.]

It's official. We might as well be living in Looney Tunes.

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Date: 2010-06-27 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Thankfully, Gabriel no longer has the facial muscles to make the face he really wants to make at you right now, Sam. WHO IS A TINY DOGGY? YOU ARE. Yes. He definitely got the good straw out of this port.]

Where's your sense of adventure, Snoopy?

[YEAH, SEE. IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. He's good this time.]
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Date: 2010-06-27 04:49 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - can't look)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
[Sam lets out a little sigh.]

Left it back in port, I reckon. Y'know, when my head got bashed in.

[PAUSE. He sniffs the air.]

Although. This is sorta... [HMM.] D'you smell that?

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Date: 2010-06-27 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
[Growling, scritching, and then a Murphyvoice.] At least we can talk.

VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS

Date: 2010-06-27 04:54 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - questioning)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
There's a small favour.
Edited Date: 2010-06-27 04:55 am (UTC)

VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS

Date: 2010-06-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
For some reason I'm not surprised we're all canine.

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SPAAAM.

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Date: 2010-06-27 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[NO FAIR, MURPHY. THEY SHOWED YOU THEIR FURRY SELVES.]

Lemme guess. You're something really tiny and adorable right now, aren'tcha?

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Date: 2010-06-27 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
Bite m-- You know what, I could still take your face off, Gabriel.

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Date: 2010-06-27 04:57 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (I can never unsee this)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
[Cissie's just kind of... staring. That's a coyote.]

...So this flood is turning the Barge into a zoo, then.

Date: 2010-06-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[It's a Cissie! Gabriel puts his paws up on the table and looks... You know. Adorable. Yeah. The predatory animal is adorable. Like the tiny archangel is adorable. Pfft.]

Looks like. See you missed this one. Too bad. It's actually kinda freeing.

[All of that just... Sounded like a series of yaps, really. Gabriel does not know this.]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:07 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (Whatever you say)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
[And Cissie... continues to look flabbergasted. Because she thinks maybe the wild animal is trying to communicate, and that's just nutty.]

...Well, this is special.

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Date: 2010-06-27 05:05 am (UTC)
hulk: (ȧniflood∷ WHAAAAA)
From: [personal profile] hulk
[At least squirrels have finger-like paws, so there's not so much trouble with Bruce's comm. Though now the keys are bigger and there's that annoyance when dealing with a keyboard that's not familiar, but there are bigger issues now, Bruce, so focus.]

Uh. How exactly could this be worse? ...Besides, er. Zombies. Randomly showing up. While we're like this. ...Or, um. Oh, lord.

[Yeah, his brain is running through all the possible permutations of how this could be worse. Each scenario is more outlandish and horribly ending than the last. SOMEONE BREAK HIM OUT OF HIS LOOP, PLEASE.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[SQUIRREL.

...Okay, moment over. Time to break Bruce out of his fugue state.]


Eh. For me anyway. I might, I could be a squirrel.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:27 am (UTC)
hulk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hulk
W-well there's th- [Yeah, it hasn't hit Bruce that he's a tiny, prey animal yet.

...Oh. Now he still gives you a 8| Gabe. ...Minus his nose twitching.
] Hey now, at least I have. Fingers. ...Fingerish. Things. Kind of. [And look! He's pointing at you. With his fingerpaws.]

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Date: 2010-06-27 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicagoshope.livejournal.com
*dot*
*dot*
*dot*
*stares*

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[STAAAAARES BACK. Hello, Dresden. He has teeth and claws and angel powers now. ENJOY THAT.]

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicagoshope.livejournal.com
*he doesn't even know it's you, so nyeh*

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Date: 2010-06-27 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[THAT IS A LARGE MOUND OF FLUFF.]

Not sure which one you are, champ, but I think you definitely got the shortest end of the stick.

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Date: 2010-06-27 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
[Oooh, a coyote!

Coyolxauhqui's thinking of going hunting now.]

Date: 2010-06-27 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[HEY. HEEEEEY. He puts his paws on the edge of the table and... Um. Tries to look like himself, which is really hard, because animals are not equipped to deal with that many facial expressions, so he really just ends up looking like a coyote that's way too amused for some reason.]

I know. It's a surprisingly good look for me, isn't it?

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Video [Animal speak]

Date: 2010-06-27 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Well...yeah, guess it's not too bad. As long as we remember we're all really human, and I stay in high places, I'll be great! And gliding's fun!

Video [Animal speak]

Date: 2010-06-27 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Just stay away from the chicks who are getting way too into this and you oughta be fine.

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Date: 2010-06-27 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youpraytooloud.livejournal.com
[Castiel is having a hard time using his journal with flippers so he's just leaving the video on, it's easier that way.]

Do things like this happen often?

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Date: 2010-06-28 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Not gonna laugh. Not gonna laugh.

...Oh fuck it. Gabriel has to cover his snout with his paws to hide a snort.]


Eh. A couple times a month. You almost get used to it. [Sporflesnort] Also, props to the Barge for really capturing your likeness in animal form.

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