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uberboned[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]
...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.
[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]
...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.
[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]
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VIDEO - ANIMAL SPEAK (or something)
Date: 2010-06-27 04:39 am (UTC)It's official. We might as well be living in Looney Tunes.
VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 04:44 am (UTC)Where's your sense of adventure, Snoopy?
[YEAH, SEE. IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING. He's good this time.]
VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 04:49 am (UTC)Left it back in port, I reckon. Y'know, when my head got bashed in.
[PAUSE. He sniffs the air.]
Although. This is sorta... [HMM.] D'you smell that?
VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS
Date: 2010-06-27 04:52 am (UTC)VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS
Date: 2010-06-27 04:54 am (UTC)VOICE
Date: 2010-06-27 04:54 am (UTC)Lemme guess. You're something really tiny and adorable right now, aren'tcha?
no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 04:57 am (UTC)...So this flood is turning the Barge into a zoo, then.
VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 04:58 am (UTC)Oh right. I forgot, considering I spent the whole time... Y'know what? Never mind. [YEAH. ANYWAY.]
Yeah, it's called the Barge. I can smell that much even when I have opposable thumbs.
VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS
Date: 2010-06-27 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 05:02 am (UTC)Looks like. See you missed this one. Too bad. It's actually kinda freeing.
[All of that just... Sounded like a series of yaps, really. Gabriel does not know this.]
VOICE
Date: 2010-06-27 05:03 am (UTC)VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 05:05 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2010-06-27 05:05 am (UTC)Can you reach it?
[video]
Date: 2010-06-27 05:05 am (UTC)Uh. How exactly could this be worse? ...Besides, er. Zombies. Randomly showing up. While we're like this. ...Or, um. Oh, lord.
[Yeah, his brain is running through all the possible permutations of how this could be worse. Each scenario is more outlandish and horribly ending than the last. SOMEONE BREAK HIM OUT OF HIS LOOP, PLEASE.]
[Video forevar]
Date: 2010-06-27 05:06 am (UTC)*dot*
*dot*
*stares*
VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS
Date: 2010-06-27 05:06 am (UTC)[PAUSE. He sees her reaction in this very post.]
Well, that's not fair.
no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 05:07 am (UTC)...Well, this is special.
VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 05:08 am (UTC)[Which is really hilarious because... He's actually taller than Sam right now.]
Can't take in the whole flood experience in one night, after all.
VOICE
Date: 2010-06-27 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 05:12 am (UTC)....What? Okay. So I have a bad kneejerk reaction to floods. So sue me. I like being the guy, running these party wagons. This one just happens to be kinda hilarious... And not the kind at my expense, either.
VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS
Date: 2010-06-27 05:12 am (UTC)Video
Date: 2010-06-27 05:13 am (UTC)You're a Pomeranian right now, aren'tcha?
Voice :|||
Date: 2010-06-27 05:15 am (UTC)VIDEO
Date: 2010-06-27 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-27 05:15 am (UTC)