025- (Voice) Also, I turned your inmate into a cat...

[uberboned]

I figure me bein' kinda new to this whole thing means this is old hat by now, but seriously? I don't think meaningful progress gets made if you keep resettin' people's brains. Maybe I'm completely outta line here, but that sounds kinda counterproductive, but, hey, what do I know? I'm just the guy who's been workin' this angle since the dawn of creation.

Whatever. I'm back. The Great Outdoors are not as great as previously advertised, but it was kinda worth it, 'cause I'm sure Irene'll be pickin' sticks out of her hair for the next week and, hopefully, she learned something from all that. Unless, of course, the Admiral thinks I'm not doin' my job properly and erases her memory. 'Cause nothing like making a breakthrough just to have it blown up in your face. Yep! Smells like job satisfaction to me.

[Gabe's a little twitchy about the memory loss thing. CAN YOU TELL? It's not even just the fact that it's JD and Dean (and Max and Shawn are still unaccounted for). IT'S THE FACT THAT THE ADMIRAL CAN FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT ROYALLY AND SCREW HIM OVER TO BOOT. Yeah. Gabe? Don't approve of these shenanigans that he can't control. Wah. Poor angel. Blah, blah, blah.]

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[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

Glad to know my suffering brings you so much pleasure, warden of mine.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You just need to lighten up a little, Irene.

A CRACK AT CIVILITY.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

You are graced with the luxury of having the whole of creation as your own private joke. The rest of us have not been so blessed.








Has that... friend - of yours turned up in the interim?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah? I guess it's easy to think that, huh?

...Nope. Not yet.

[HE'S FIIIINE. TOTALLY. YUP.]

Tell superfriends i want to chat but have a ton of neglected spring break homework. <3 all.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

You don't exactly encourage anyone to think otherwise.

Thank you for the 'fungal experience', by the way. I do love being made a complete fool of.

Oh, so I still have you all to myself. Goody.

[Sarcasm, just dripping allll over this message. Your inmate's a gem, Gabe.]

OKAY! <33

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Maybe not, but that don't mean that's all there is to it, but what do I know? I'm just an archangel. I lord my superiority over everyone.

C'mon! It's not like anyone was ever gonna see you besides me! And, for the record? You just admitted you acted like an ass on mushrooms- I didn't tell anyone. So there.

THANK YOU DARLING. Also, like Bela, Irene does not know wtf to do with kindness. Also FUCK, HOMEWORK

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

For once, you've found something on which we can agree.

You - what?

Do you honestly expect me to believe that you kept that hilarious anecdote to yourself? Why would you do that?

And here I thought having a laugh at others' expense was your favorite past-time. Perhaps you're losing your touch, Feathers.

</ mad unsettled>

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but enjoying other people's well-deserved misery and then making fun of 'em behind their backs for it is a dick move even I wouldn't pool. I may be an ass, but I've got standards, princess.