012 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[There's a sound of wrappers crinkling all through this. Gabe may be eating his weight in Little Debbie snack cakes, but that's how he always eats, so it's not really that noteworthy. Also, Gabe sounds ridiculously cheerful through the whole thing and never loses it.]

Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?

[There's a pause and then...]

Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse

[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]

Comments

[Video]

[cisskabob]

You're right. My first flood could have been something worse. I just wish I had clothes that fit! Sundresses? Sports bras? Not gonna work for me!

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm having more of a problem with the fact that my clothes do not complement my girlish figure.

[Video]

[cisskabob]

At least they cover your girlish figure! I miss mine. Though I have to say, I knew archery gave me upper body strength, but I didn't know it would look like this if I were a guy!

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Annnd I didn't think having a healthy weight meant... Well. [Yes, he is examining his own rather large breasts. WHAT? HE CAN'T GET OVER THIS.]

[Video]

[cisskabob]

[And Cissie's laughing. MOLESTING YOURSELF ON VIDEO GABE, REALLY?] There are worse things it could mean.

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[WHAT? IT'S NO WORSE THAN ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE? C'MON.] Yeeeah, you're probably right. At least they look good. [HE'S A PRETTY GIRL. YES, HE IIIIS. :|]

Re: [Video]

[cisskabob]

[EXCELLENT POINT, AT LEAST HE'S NOT PROPOSITIONING ANYONE! And he's very pretty; just look at those curls!] They look very nice, yes. If you need any clothes or anything, I might have something.