uberboned: (Time for a sexy party!)
[Due to the chaos of the last week... Startling confessions, mindfreaking his Inmate, on top of the fact that he still hasn't wholly recovered from last month, Gabriel is doing what Gabriel does best in a bad situation- overcompensating by pretending he is a ball of TOTALLY OKAY.

Also, he's pissed off, because no one seems to remember that he is the most powerful thing on the Barge, save the Admiral, himself, and he's an arrogant bastard. And this is how he reminds people in a casual, nonthreatening way.

How is he doing this today? Well. As the video feed clicks on, we see our resident archangel sprawled across the couch in his horribly porn star-tastic cabin. His head is in the lap of a blonde in very little but lacy black lingerie and she's petting his hair affectionately. His feet are in the lap of a busty brunette and being massaged in such a way that Quentin Tarantino could write a monologue about it.

Yeah. It's about as trashy as it sounds.

After a moment, he shifts and raises a hand, holding up one finger. Even though he's not looking at the camera, he's clearly addressing the Barge.]


So, uh.... Here's an idea. How about the next time someone thinks about mentioning how bored they are.... They just, I dunno.... Let the thought go.

[....Yes, he totally ruined your lives with magic hookers just to say that. That's Gabriel for you.]
uberboned: (*Genderwap: INNOCENT RLY)
[There's a sound of wrappers crinkling all through this. Gabe may be eating his weight in Little Debbie snack cakes, but that's how he always eats, so it's not really that noteworthy. Also, Gabe sounds ridiculously cheerful through the whole thing and never loses it.]

Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?

[There's a pause and then...]

Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse

[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]

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