002 (Voice, because Gabe likes hearing himself talk)

[uberboned]

[This week is a week for violent altercations and today is a day for filtering posts AWAY from people you don't wanna talk to. In this case, SO VERY FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE NAMED WINCHESTER. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND GABE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.]

So. Barge.

Let's recap. That's... What? Three attacks in as many days? Is that the lull-breaking tradition here on the USS Redemption? Kill each other until the boredom goes away? 

Nice tactic, you psychos. Sorta defeats the purpose of the damn boat, don't it? 

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE.

You're a twitchy little ferret, aren'tcha, bucko?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I'm not twitchy. I have reason to be afraid of the people here.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

So you're.. Just twitchy and have a good reason for it.

So... What? Did the inmates hold you down and steal your lunch money or something?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I'm not twitchy.

HARK THE DICKISH ANGELS SIIIIING.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[He may have just manifested a thesaurus.]

Keyed up, edgy, nervous, touchy, uneasy, all wound up... Any of those doin' it for you?

LET'S JUST ALL DO OUR OWN THING

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

[Oh Gabe. You tricky dick.]

I have reasons to be uneasy or nervous.

DOOM ON EARTH AND DOUCHERY WILD

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Annnd I didn't dispute that. Just making an observation, bucko.

GABE ENJOYS HIS SALSA MILD. (lolfail on my part)

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

My name isn't bucko.

gdi I want salsa now.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It's a term of endearment, but if you're gonna uppity, fine. Who am I talking to right now?

Sorry bb. :c

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

My name isn't important.

IT'S OKAY. I FOUND SOME. The fridge is a cave of wonders.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Then I guess you can't really expect me to call you anything else, huh, kiddo?

IS ROBIN WILLIAMS IN THERE? I MEAN. THE GENIE?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Judas. Judas Iscariot.

I THINK HE'S HIDING BEHIND THE LEFTOVER PIZZA BOXES. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[And this is where the transmission cuts off, because Gabe has to laugh himself into a coma, brb.

SORRY, JUDAS.]

THAT'S SO RAD. OMG.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

[You make Judas sadface. All over the place.]