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[This week is a week for violent altercations and today is a day for filtering posts AWAY from people you don't wanna talk to. In this case, SO VERY FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE NAMED WINCHESTER. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND GABE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.]

So. Barge.

Let's recap. That's... What? Three attacks in as many days? Is that the lull-breaking tradition here on the USS Redemption? Kill each other until the boredom goes away? 

Nice tactic, you psychos. Sorta defeats the purpose of the damn boat, don't it? 

Date: 2010-02-08 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com
Yeah, we all came aboard a virtual prison ship expecting peace and quiet.

If you think this is bad you have a hell of a lot to learn about the Barge.

Date: 2010-02-08 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oh, I've seen worse. Believe me. I'm just stepping back and appreciating the irony of the situation.

Judas soooo shouldn't be talking to Gabe.

Date: 2010-02-08 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
Three attacks?
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
That I've counted. Unless there were more that didn't make the evening news, but the way this junker gossips, I think we'd be hearing all the gory details by now.

Date: 2010-02-08 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyposprayed.livejournal.com
Hell, what do you expect? People don't come here willingly and the past few months weren't exactly a cake walk for wardens and inmates alike. If anything I'd call it inevitable, though if these thick headed morons send anymore people our way that's another damn story. Infirmary's been crowded enough the last weeks.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Like I said, not that I've counted. I'm giving it another day and see if everything goes to hell in a very bloody handbasket. Then again, I'm new here. Apparently, this is normal.

:]

Date: 2010-02-08 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
...again? It's going to happen again?

:]

Date: 2010-02-08 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE.

You're a twitchy little ferret, aren'tcha, bucko?

Date: 2010-02-08 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
I'm not twitchy. I have reason to be afraid of the people here.

Date: 2010-02-08 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
I think you need a job.

Date: 2010-02-08 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com
Hit it on the nail.

Can I go home yet?

Date: 2010-02-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[FEEL THE BITCHFACE, WICHITA. FEEEL IT.]

What? Being the most charming son of a bitch on this boat ain't good enough?

Date: 2010-02-08 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
So you're.. Just twitchy and have a good reason for it.

So... What? Did the inmates hold you down and steal your lunch money or something?
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Well, sure, for a human, but you're some sort of supernatural douchebag, right? So can't you multitask and help us peons out?

Date: 2010-02-08 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
What's the matter, Aly? Don't wanna be a real boy?

Date: 2010-02-08 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
I'm not twitchy.

IT'S A REALLY POWERFUL BITCHFACE.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I could.

[You get the benefit of a long, long thoughtful pause here, because Gabe is a BRAT.]

HARK THE DICKISH ANGELS SIIIIING.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[He may have just manifested a thesaurus.]

Keyed up, edgy, nervous, touchy, uneasy, all wound up... Any of those doin' it for you?

SHE'S FEARLESS... NOT.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Oh. Okay then.

LET'S JUST ALL DO OUR OWN THING

Date: 2010-02-08 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
[Oh Gabe. You tricky dick.]

I have reasons to be uneasy or nervous.

IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE SNAKES. :|

Date: 2010-02-08 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Okay! I'll bite. Where on this Love Boat would you put a semi-deity with a preternatural impulse to beat jackasses all to hell who only looks like the guy who got beat up a lot in high school?

DOOM ON EARTH AND DOUCHERY WILD

Date: 2010-02-08 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Annnd I didn't dispute that. Just making an observation, bucko.

gdi I want salsa now.

Date: 2010-02-08 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
It's a term of endearment, but if you're gonna uppity, fine. Who am I talking to right now?

WHERE'S MY HAT?

Date: 2010-02-08 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
You know what you need? You need to get laid. How about you start the first Barge brothel? Maybe one day you can graduate to pimp.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Damn. You figured out my five-year plan. Now I'm gonna have to go back to the drawing board and start over.

Sorry bb. :c

Date: 2010-02-08 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
My name isn't important.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Then I guess you can't really expect me to call you anything else, huh, kiddo?
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[And this is where the transmission cuts off, because Gabe has to laugh himself into a coma, brb.

SORRY, JUDAS.]

THAT'S SO RAD. OMG.

Date: 2010-02-08 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenonthemind.livejournal.com
[You make Judas sadface. All over the place.]

If they ever become BFFs, this is my new plan.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
What? Are you trying to be a secret pimp? Just 'cause the word's out doesn't mean you can't start the brothel. I need some action myself.

WHOO.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Maybe I wanted it to be a surprise, but now the jig's up.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Too bad! Aw!

Date: 2010-02-09 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Joke's on you. You're the one who doesn't get the benefits of the brothel.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Guess I won't need that STD test after all.

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