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[This week is a week for violent altercations and today is a day for filtering posts AWAY from people you don't wanna talk to. In this case, SO VERY FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE NAMED WINCHESTER. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND GABE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.]

So. Barge.

Let's recap. That's... What? Three attacks in as many days? Is that the lull-breaking tradition here on the USS Redemption? Kill each other until the boredom goes away? 

Nice tactic, you psychos. Sorta defeats the purpose of the damn boat, don't it? 

Date: 2010-02-08 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
I think you need a job.

Date: 2010-02-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[FEEL THE BITCHFACE, WICHITA. FEEEL IT.]

What? Being the most charming son of a bitch on this boat ain't good enough?
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Well, sure, for a human, but you're some sort of supernatural douchebag, right? So can't you multitask and help us peons out?

IT'S A REALLY POWERFUL BITCHFACE.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I could.

[You get the benefit of a long, long thoughtful pause here, because Gabe is a BRAT.]

IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE SNAKES. :|

Date: 2010-02-08 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Okay! I'll bite. Where on this Love Boat would you put a semi-deity with a preternatural impulse to beat jackasses all to hell who only looks like the guy who got beat up a lot in high school?

WHERE'S MY HAT?

Date: 2010-02-08 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
You know what you need? You need to get laid. How about you start the first Barge brothel? Maybe one day you can graduate to pimp.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Damn. You figured out my five-year plan. Now I'm gonna have to go back to the drawing board and start over.

If they ever become BFFs, this is my new plan.

Date: 2010-02-09 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
What? Are you trying to be a secret pimp? Just 'cause the word's out doesn't mean you can't start the brothel. I need some action myself.

WHOO.

Date: 2010-02-09 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Maybe I wanted it to be a surprise, but now the jig's up.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Joke's on you. You're the one who doesn't get the benefits of the brothel.

Date: 2010-02-09 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Guess I won't need that STD test after all.

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