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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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Date: 2012-02-20 11:24 pm (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (wow... seriously?)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
[She gives him a wry smirk and quirks her brow at him.] Have I ever told you that your Grace is completely unreliable and a shit cook?

[She plucks the bone out of his hand so she can offer it to her puppy.]

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Date: 2012-02-21 07:40 pm (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (how about not)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
People don't ingest Milan.

[Even the puppy is giving the bone a skeptical look. D'aww, it's like she's trying to prove Jinx's point. Good girl.]

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Date: 2012-02-22 05:53 am (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (wow... seriously?)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
Because you'd be three-hundred pound heavier if you weren't also an archangel.

[She picks up the puppy to not only put her in her lap, but to snuggle the little beast against her chest. The rest of what she says is in a baby talk voice. The same way she used to talk to her stomach when she mocked Gabriel.]

Daddy's a fatty. He played the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. Yes he did.

[Oh, yes. She hates the puppy.]

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Date: 2012-02-22 06:08 am (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (boy I will break you)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
Shhhh. Don't listen to him. He's just mad because he's old and you love me more. Isn't that right?

[For a moment, it looked like she was going to let herself get big, slobbery puppy kisses. But transitions don't happen overnight. Before the puppy can get to Jinx's face, she's pulled out of reach and put down on the couch.]

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Date: 2012-02-22 06:25 am (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (bitches better listen to Jinx)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
[That gets him a death glare. She crinkles her nose and points toward the dining room.]

Go clean the rug. Now.

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Date: 2012-02-22 06:43 am (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (you can't be serious)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
Don't talk that way about Consuela. She's the only maid you've hired so far where I didn't feel like I had to hide the silver.

[Tentatively, she scratched the puppy's ears. The animal looked like she was getting tired.]

You are so lazy, 'briel.

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Date: 2012-02-22 05:54 pm (UTC)
unluckyinlove: (not sure if want)
From: [personal profile] unluckyinlove
You're dating a hot skinny woman?

[Better question.]

She's not just gonna take care of herself like Cat?

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