IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[uberboned]

[Gabriel snorted.] Wow. You've convinced me. Quick. Let's find a cardboard box and take her to the pound before you change your mind.

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[unluckyinlove]

[That gets him a death glare. She crinkles her nose and points toward the dining room.]

Go clean the rug. Now.

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[uberboned]

[Gabriel leans forward and snaps his fingers. From the dining room comes the sound of someone muttering in incomprehensible Spanish, occasionally interjecting with broken English.] Typically, you don't ingest Spanish maids either, but they're really effective. [That's what you get for mocking his Grace, lady.]

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[unluckyinlove]

Don't talk that way about Consuela. She's the only maid you've hired so far where I didn't feel like I had to hide the silver.

[Tentatively, she scratched the puppy's ears. The animal looked like she was getting tired.]

You are so lazy, 'briel.

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[uberboned]

But I'm lazy and powerful, which puts me ahead of pretty much every deadbeat fat guy who's dating a hot skinny woman. [He reached over and gave the puppy a pat on the head.] D'you have a place for her to sleep or were you hoping she'd just pass out anywhere?

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[unluckyinlove]

You're dating a hot skinny woman?

[Better question.]

She's not just gonna take care of herself like Cat?

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[uberboned]

[That just earns her a look. Yes, self-deprecating girl. He is.]

No, babe. That's what cats do. Dogs are needy. That's why this happened. [He gestures to the other room with a sweep of his hand.]