IC CONTACT POST
Oct. 19th, 2010 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]
You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?
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Date: 2012-02-18 04:14 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-18 04:18 am (UTC)Good. She likes you. She's yours. Congratulations.
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Date: 2012-02-18 04:25 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-18 04:30 am (UTC)[Jinx names her fortune cookies and purses. Of course she's named the damn dog. She storms out of the dining room and down into the living room. Dramatically, she flops down on a sofa and folds her arms over her chest, glaring at them both.]
I'm not qualified to take care of her. If you haven't noticed, everything I care about in this household can't die.
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Date: 2012-02-18 04:37 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-18 08:16 pm (UTC)But she smells. And she's already destroying our rugs. Those are imported.
[They're in Siren's Port. Everything is imported. Your excuses are lame, Jinx.]
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Date: 2012-02-19 04:05 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-19 04:13 am (UTC)We're not as financially stable as you seem to think. If Canada didn't have free health care, we'd lose the house.
[Despite how frustrated her new owner sounds, puppy looks quite happy being manhandled by her.]
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Date: 2012-02-19 04:27 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-19 06:58 am (UTC)[Her arms finally get tired enough to set the puppy down on the couch. She immediately tries to crawl her big paws into Jinx's lap. She pushes the dog away, only for her to try again.]
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Date: 2012-02-20 09:41 pm (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-20 11:24 pm (UTC)[She plucks the bone out of his hand so she can offer it to her puppy.]
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Date: 2012-02-21 05:59 pm (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-21 07:40 pm (UTC)[Even the puppy is giving the bone a skeptical look. D'aww, it's like she's trying to prove Jinx's point. Good girl.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 05:48 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-22 05:53 am (UTC)[She picks up the puppy to not only put her in her lap, but to snuggle the little beast against her chest. The rest of what she says is in a baby talk voice. The same way she used to talk to her stomach when she mocked Gabriel.]
Daddy's a fatty. He played the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. Yes he did.
[Oh, yes. She hates the puppy.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 05:59 am (UTC)Don't listen to Mommy, princess. She's just pissed that Dennis Rodman made pink hair cool before she got to it.
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Date: 2012-02-22 06:08 am (UTC)[For a moment, it looked like she was going to let herself get big, slobbery puppy kisses. But transitions don't happen overnight. Before the puppy can get to Jinx's face, she's pulled out of reach and put down on the couch.]
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Date: 2012-02-22 06:19 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-22 06:25 am (UTC)Go clean the rug. Now.
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Date: 2012-02-22 06:33 am (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-22 06:43 am (UTC)[Tentatively, she scratched the puppy's ears. The animal looked like she was getting tired.]
You are so lazy, 'briel.
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Date: 2012-02-22 05:51 pm (UTC)action;
Date: 2012-02-22 05:54 pm (UTC)[Better question.]
She's not just gonna take care of herself like Cat?
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Date: 2012-02-24 02:38 am (UTC)No, babe. That's what cats do. Dogs are needy. That's why this happened. [He gestures to the other room with a sweep of his hand.]