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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Date: 2011-08-28 03:24 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= you's a ho)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
[Catching it easily and taking the smallest sip.]

I used to just steal them, but now? I mean, vodka's more efficient.

call;

Date: 2011-08-28 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[She groans like he just told her to eat all her peas before she could have dessert.]

It was that dumb speech you gave me about her to guilt me into not killing Tom.

call;

Date: 2011-08-29 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[...Wow. He's... Mildly impressed with himself right now.] Huh. And here I thought my dedication to my family would never do me any good in reality.

Date: 2011-08-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And tastes like peppermint lighter fluid.

call;

Date: 2011-08-29 05:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-29 05:56 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (+ i ain't even mad)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Pansy.

I think there are some sour apple schnappes in the fridge, and Hpnotiq in the freezer. That's fruity enough for you, right?

call;

Date: 2011-08-30 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Don't make me put you through another heartfelt speech that makes you fall in love with me all over again.

Date: 2011-08-30 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Your BAC is more alcohol than blood, Hemingway. [Which is to say that Gabriel will be finding the sour apple schnapps with... Something that vaguely resembles gratitude.]

call;

Date: 2011-08-30 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I'm not ever talking about my feelings with you again.

call;

Date: 2011-08-30 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
But I'm such a poet. How could you resist?

call;

Date: 2011-08-30 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Easily, you fat cock!

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Totally just switched to video so he could SMOLDER PROPERLY.]

Date: 2011-08-30 05:15 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (+ oooh gurlfrand)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Hemingway? That's a compliment. Drop the M-bomb and I think we'd have a problem.

Date: 2011-08-30 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Please. Stephanie Meyer hasn't drank herself to death... Yet.

Date: 2011-08-30 05:23 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= that's what you think)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
When I start writing psychologically masochistic cry for help wet dreams, we'll know I've crossed into the final Mormon dimension.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[Totally just switched on video right back so she could be unamused and pregnant at him. Not to mention she's blushing, but that girl knows how to glare.]

I'm going to go find a better baby daddy, now.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
We both know there's not a guy in this town with my qualifications. Powerful, willing to let you take the lead, just bad enough to be cool and just good enough to not get targeted by Batman... That thing I do with my tongue.

Date: 2011-08-31 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Please. You already do. They're just not your wet dreams.

Date: 2011-08-31 05:29 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= so then i was dicks)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Wait, are Sam and Dean's lives secretly metaphors for my deep-seated unhappiness with my Mormon lifestyle? That's news to me.

Date: 2011-08-31 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
More like it's Sam and Dean's Mormon lifestyles you oughta be worried about. You're the conduit. Meyer doesn't really doesn't have the "BTW I'm a prophet" excuse.

Date: 2011-08-31 05:35 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= welp)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
You never know. Maybe Renesmee was a seal.

Date: 2011-08-31 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
The fact that you actually know the kid's name concerns me.

Date: 2011-08-31 06:06 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= oh now let me see)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
I read this cracked-out breakdown of the series once after someone left a six-pack of Four Loko at my house. It's kind of a memorable name.

Date: 2011-09-02 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And unpronounceable. If being a vampire with a future hubby twice her age didn't scar that kid, trying to write that crap on her Kindergarten nameplate would.

Date: 2011-09-02 02:29 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= welp)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Uh, excuse you, their pedophile love was beautiful.

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