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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Totally just switched to video so he could SMOLDER PROPERLY.]

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[Totally just switched on video right back so she could be unamused and pregnant at him. Not to mention she's blushing, but that girl knows how to glare.]

I'm going to go find a better baby daddy, now.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-08-30 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
We both know there's not a guy in this town with my qualifications. Powerful, willing to let you take the lead, just bad enough to be cool and just good enough to not get targeted by Batman... That thing I do with my tongue.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-03 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
That thing you do with your tongue. [She repeats and nods only at that.]

Never say you're willing to let me take the lead. It makes me think you're faking when you struggle, and that's a big turnoff.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-04 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'm never faking. You surprise me. That's enough to make me kinda nervous.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-04 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[That gets her to smile. A small smile that she's trying to repress, but still a smile.]

Kinda? The first time I whipped out a pair of handcuffs with blood seals on them, your voice raised an octave.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-04 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Give my masculinity a little credit. And don't tell me I didn't put up an awesome fight trying to Houdini my way out of those. I've never been so uncomfortable and turned on simultaneously.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-04 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Houdini didn't talk nearly as much as you did before I broke out the ball gag.

[A dumb little smirk overcomes her for a minute. Yep, she's fantasizing.]

...hey, how do you feel about tasers?

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Thankful I have amazing pain tolerance. Most pregnant women are completely turned off sex- you just keep getting kinkier. Not than I'm complaining.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-06 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Haven't you learned by now? I'm not like most anything.

And what can I say? My hormones are...worse that usual. Or maybe I'm just really attracted to the fatherly type.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-06 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I keep forgetting just so I can hear you say that. It's a turn-on.

...This kid is gonna be more screwed up than the worst half of the Host. But at least parental neglect will not be high on her therapy chart.

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-08 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[She pauses for a moment, realizing something.]

We're gonna be worse than those embarrassing parents on sitcoms, aren't we?

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-08 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
...I can promise you we won't be the Bundy's?

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