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[There's some scratching sounds on the microphone and what to human ears will sound like a frustrated dog's growling is actually Gabriel swearing and trying to urge HIS NEWFOUND PAWS to operate the controls on his journal. After a moment of cojoling, the video clicks on and there's an EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF A PAIR OF AMBER EYES AND A SNOUT... And then Gabriel hops back, revealing... A coyote. Sitting in a chair, tilting his head at the camera.]

...Honestly? I was kinda expecting a lot worse.

[Now watch as he realizes that only the fraction of the Barge that is currently animal in nature actually understands what he just said. HE CAN ONLY BE ANNOYING TO A SMALL PORTION OF THE POPULACE.]
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[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[SQUIRREL.

...Okay, moment over. Time to break Bruce out of his fugue state.]


Eh. For me anyway. I might, I could be a squirrel.

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[STAAAAARES BACK. Hello, Dresden. He has teeth and claws and angel powers now. ENJOY THAT.]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[SAD COYOTE WHINE. Gabriel's ears actually go back a little. It is the animal version of a sulkpout.]

You haven't heard a word I've said, have you? Nope.

VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS

Date: 2010-06-27 05:20 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - JOY!)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
Lucky me, a swift breeze'll get my door open. Just a sec.

[There's some scritching and jumping and gnawing sounds, then after a few minutes, the sound of the door creaking open. VICTORY.]

Need a hand? Er. Paw.

Voice

Date: 2010-06-27 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
The way I figure it, Murphy? You can either switch to video or wait until I come down there. Unlike you guys, I don't have a problem with doors.

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicagoshope.livejournal.com
*he doesn't even know it's you, so nyeh*

VIDEO

Date: 2010-06-27 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Juuust wait until you get out there and no one can stop trying to play with your ears. Then the novelty'll wear off.

[HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAAAT. Who wants to scritch a coyote? Unless it wants them. THEN YOU WILL SCRITCH THE COYOTE, DAMMIT.]

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:27 am (UTC)
hulk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] hulk
W-well there's th- [Yeah, it hasn't hit Bruce that he's a tiny, prey animal yet.

...Oh. Now he still gives you a 8| Gabe. ...Minus his nose twitching.
] Hey now, at least I have. Fingers. ...Fingerish. Things. Kind of. [And look! He's pointing at you. With his fingerpaws.]

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabriel flops across his chair and manages the closest coyote equivalent of a what're you looking at, punk?.]

You just gonna gawk all day, Dresden?
Edited Date: 2010-06-27 05:30 am (UTC)

VIDEO

Date: 2010-06-27 05:30 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - scrutinizing)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
God, they'd better not. I mean, they've gotta know I'm still me, yeah?
Edited Date: 2010-06-27 05:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-27 05:30 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (Damn)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
[Oh, not the whine! And the ears too? Man, now Cissie feels bad!]

Um. I'm sorry?

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabriel shakes his head.]

And I have telekinesis. I still win.

[Video forevar]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicagoshope.livejournal.com
*He doesn't know how to listen to animalspeak, sorry Gabe*

....okay, this is going to be another interesting weekend, isn't it?

Date: 2010-06-27 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Annd he's fine again. He waves a paw at the screen.]

It's fine, kiddo. Gimme a tic.

[He jumps down from the chair, finds his jacket, and then jumps back up, brandishing it proudly. THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS WEAR THE SAME OUTFIT, CISSIE.]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:36 am (UTC)
cisskabob: (My eyes!)
From: [personal profile] cisskabob
[And watch Cissie's eyes pop out of her head. Well, not really, but you know. Shock, she has it.] Gabriel?

[...Waitasecond.] ...A coyote. Well, that figures. Are you enjoying yourself?

Voice

Date: 2010-06-27 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
[Exasperated] I was lucky to get the voice feature to work.

VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS

Date: 2010-06-27 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
Please. Before Gabriel shows up and gets smugness all over my bedroom.

VIDEO

Date: 2010-06-27 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Pretty sure that's not gonna stop most people.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:39 am (UTC)
hulk: (ȧniflood∷ LIC)
From: [personal profile] hulk
Yeah, well. Good for you. But as someone without any, uh. Special abilities to start with. [Compulsive grooming of ears before his face goes as O_O as a squirrel's can and he stops himself.] This isn't exactly all you're cracking it up to be, so.

[SPAM]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[HI, TINY MURPHY.]

Lucky for you, I don't use doors.

[AND NOW TO CONSIDER HER TININESS WITH AN AMUSED HEADTILT.]

Well. You're not a Pomeranian or a chihuahua. That was gonna be my second guess.
Edited Date: 2010-06-27 05:43 am (UTC)

VOICE - ANIMAL SPEAKYNESS

Date: 2010-06-27 05:42 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - supercop)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
On my way.

[AND INTO SPAM WE GO. Sam's a bit stuck at the door, but damn it, he's trying.]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[He spits out the jacket and thumps his tail on the chair, looking quite thoroughly pleased with himself.]

Got it in one. And, all things considering? ....I kinda am.

VIDEO

Date: 2010-06-27 05:44 am (UTC)
bythe_books: (BEAGLE - can't look)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
[THIS THOUGHT HORRIFIES SAM.]

What I wouldn't give to be back on two legs and have opposable thumbs again.

[video]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oh just embrace your squirrely fate already, Brucie. I mean... I honestly don't see much of a difference here.

[SPAM]

Date: 2010-06-27 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
[She bristles, glaring at him for a moment before she jumps down from desk to chair and chair to floor, stumbling slightly when she hits the ground. There might be a half-yelp in there. It is smothered.]

Stuff it, longshanks. [She limps over to him.]
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