025- (Voice) Also, I turned your inmate into a cat...

[uberboned]

I figure me bein' kinda new to this whole thing means this is old hat by now, but seriously? I don't think meaningful progress gets made if you keep resettin' people's brains. Maybe I'm completely outta line here, but that sounds kinda counterproductive, but, hey, what do I know? I'm just the guy who's been workin' this angle since the dawn of creation.

Whatever. I'm back. The Great Outdoors are not as great as previously advertised, but it was kinda worth it, 'cause I'm sure Irene'll be pickin' sticks out of her hair for the next week and, hopefully, she learned something from all that. Unless, of course, the Admiral thinks I'm not doin' my job properly and erases her memory. 'Cause nothing like making a breakthrough just to have it blown up in your face. Yep! Smells like job satisfaction to me.

[Gabe's a little twitchy about the memory loss thing. CAN YOU TELL? It's not even just the fact that it's JD and Dean (and Max and Shawn are still unaccounted for). IT'S THE FACT THAT THE ADMIRAL CAN FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT ROYALLY AND SCREW HIM OVER TO BOOT. Yeah. Gabe? Don't approve of these shenanigans that he can't control. Wah. Poor angel. Blah, blah, blah.]

Comments

[video]

[hulk]

And how am I lacking in spine. Exactly.

Re: [video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I've just called you spineless, like, seven times now and all you've done is go, "STOPPIT." That's how. I've seen kittens look more threatening than you.

[video]

[hulk]

Hey, I didn't realize there was a whole. Richter scale of responding to spineless jabs. [...Bruce, your attempt at sarcasm is entirely negated by the nerd factor of that particular barb.]

Re: [video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....No. Keep going. I wanna see how far you spiral out of control before you hit critical and explode.

[video]

[hulk]

How do I keep g- I'm not even doing anything but sitting here and talking, there's no exploding of any kind going on, or any exploding coming in the near future.

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[GABE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS GLEEFULLY DISCOVERED SOMETHING.]

HAH! And there it is!

[video]

[hulk]

[AND BRUCE JUST LOOKS LIKE HE'S CONFUSED.]

Where's what? There's- What are you even talking about?

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

[AND HE ENDS THE TRANSMISSION. ENJOY YOUR CONFUSION, BRUCIE.]

[video]

[hulk]

[THAT WILL NOT STOP BRUCE BANNER, GABE. HE R STUBBORN DETERMINED, IF CONFUSED.]

No, no, wait! That's always been a ridiculous answer to anything, because at some past point, everything had to be asked, because there was always a point where you don't know anything, so. What are you talking about?

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[AND THE VIDEO FLICKS BACK ON.]

You're a dork. That's what I'm talkin' about.

[TRANSMISSION. ENDED.]

[video]

[hulk]

...What, that's it?

[video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[And back on it goes just so Gabe can look ANNOYED.]

Yep.

[OFF.]

[video]

[hulk]

But. That's kind of a given. I mean, I sort of figured that whole thing out in high school. What with the whole, uh. [Don't say swirlies, Bruce, don't say swirlies, don't say swirlies.] ...Learning experience there.

Re: [video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[HE'S JUST IGNORING YOU NOW BRUCE. YOU GET NOTHING BUT A BLACK SCREEN.]