024- RELIGIOUS OBSERVANCES ARE FOR SQUARES (LIKE PANTS)

[uberboned]

Three points.

(1. I'm not an idiot. I know what this week is. By all means, have a Southern Baptist-style potluck supper for all I care. I'm not gonna be the little archangel that rained on your religious parade.

(2. In case you're all worried, no, I don't celebrate April Fool's Day. I'm a little more professional than that, thanks. Although, given the sheer number of dick moves people pull on that day, it's my busiest time of the year. ...That and Thanksgiving. I'm not sure why.

Anyway.

(3. I'm dragging Irene into the CES tomorrow. We'll be gone... Oh, a good three or four days. Maybe. If you need anything.... Y'know what? Just don't need anything.

Comments

GABE CAN'T EVEN TALK, MAN. HE EATS LIKE A HORSE.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I actually kinda agree with that. In fact, I'd have it removed as one of the Seven Deadly Sins altogether, buuut religion ain't like Congress. Go figure.

WHEREAS LIBBY...IS JUST AN UNREPENTANT CHUBBY CHASER

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I don't really ascribe to any religion, but...really? Guys People deserve to be labeled "sinful" just because they like to eat? That doesn't sit well with me.

<3

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

This is my warden, Gabby. Don't you just love her?

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Hush, you.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Laaaadies.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Have you been telling your friend stories about me, Ruby?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Only a couple. Nothing bad, I promise.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I'm just joshing you, hon. As long as you don't spill my deeply personal stuff, I don't mind.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

The only secrets I give him are mine.