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Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

Date: 2010-03-19 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
You're about... OHHHHH... three billion years too old for me. And you aren't exactly a gay guy's delight.

...Hate to break it to you. I'll just let you down softly.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Thankfully, women find me strangely attractive, so I think I'll recover from the heartbreak.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
You know why? Because they can literally look down on you. ...And this is what women do.

Wait for it... about three different chicks are gonna reply to this calling me a sexist pig.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
You're a sexist pig and I'm a warmonger. Go us.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
I started a club with Alastair called club misanthropy.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'm not a misanthrope and Alastair and I made a blood pact millions and millions of years ago that said we would never belong to the same clubs.

...So you two have fun with that!

Date: 2010-03-19 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
It's because he's black isn't it?

Date: 2010-03-19 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Yep. You caught me. I'm a warmonger and a racist. Take my halo, boys. It does me no good here.

Date: 2010-03-19 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
You know what would make it all better? A slushie.

Date: 2010-03-19 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Snap!]

Don't tell anyone I don't spoil you, kid.

Date: 2010-03-19 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichlugebullets.livejournal.com
Our friendship is God. <3 [Yes he totally scribbled out a heart. enjoy it.]

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