013 (Voice) There's a Rocky Horror song for everything...

[uberboned]

[Because Gabe does not sleep, this is posted at EXACTLY MIDNIGHT. SO HOPE YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP, BARGE. 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY AREN'T NOW.]

Helloooo, Barge!

You recognize this voice?

It's my voice. It is! Huh? Huh?

That's right. I'm in the right body and, whoo, was I starting to miss it. And I will never, ever complain about being short again, my friends. Never.

Also, the Admiral can screw himself, but that's nothing new.

[Contrary to popular belief, cheerful does not stop at midnight.]

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I pretty much wore my own clothes the whole week. 'Course it helps when you can make 'em fit, but semantics.

More or less worrying than being a bearded lady?

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Couldn't you just make yourself a woman at will, for that matter?

...I don't know. A non-bearded wizard is about as odd as a bearded lady.

LALALALA LET'S BEAT THAT SORE SPOT WITH A HAMMER.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I can! When it's the Admiral's fault, I just can't change back.

NOT SO MUCH FUN WHEN YOU GET IT DONE BACK.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

Can't you? I bet that's quite disappointing, to have your powers overriden.

NOT REALLY NO.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That, my friend, is the understatement of the year.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

It's an advantage to learning to use them with significant restraint, I have to say.

YOU MAY NOTICE GABE'S TONE'S GONE TO PLAID.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Which, uh, means he sounds casual with an underlying hint of DROP THE SUBJECT OR IT WON'T BE PRETTY.]

Believe me, if I wasn't using restraint on this tin can already, you'd be seeing a whole different side of the Barge. I only use the heavy stuff when I have to.

...It just so happens the Barge is full of people I usually do inflict the heavy stuff on.

...hix enjoys pushing buttons. ssh.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I believe you. I doubt anyone who didn't know restraint was a warden.

What exactly is the heavy stuff?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I sent a professor with a fondness for hooking up with college girls a dead girl. He threw himself out a window in shock. One time, I had a frat boy who couldn't stop picking on his pledges abducted by aliens that made him slow dance. I stuck a guy in a time loop where he had to watch his brother die over and over again to show him that there was no way to save him..

And that's just the cherry on the sundae. I teach people lessons. I couldn't be doing this, if I did that just for kicks.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

That's... certainly one way to teach a lesson. I prefer the sort with blackboards and less fiddling with reality, but it gets the job done?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yep! I've got a great success rate too. It's a gift.