010 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[There's a long pause before Gabe actually speaks, because he wants everyone to hear the DULCET STRAINS OF 70'S DISCO BLARING FROM SOMEWHERE IN HIS ROOM. When he speaks over it, he kinda has the tone of a man at the end of his rope. Pay attention, children. This doesn't happen often.]

Someone on this boat  thinks they're a comedian and it's not me.

Dean, do I need to kill you 500 more times?

[NO, DEAN. HE DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD STICK SOMETHING WITH LYRICS LIKE "BURN, BABY, BURN" IN HIS ROOM. :|]

Comments

SUSPICIOUS GABE IS SUSPICIOUS

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh really? So if I popped into your room right now, I wouldn't be able to tell you're lying?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and try it, but my room is angel proofed, chuckles. And I have holy oil... it's all up to you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch. It's like you don't trust me, Deano.

Also, you have to leave sometime.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'm not the only one smart enough to pull that off.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

'Course not. You're just the only one with motive and understanding of the ironic lyrics.

Castiel left the oven on back at his place or something and even if he hadn't, he ain't that smart. Sammy's too much of a stick in the mud, and like Alastair would go anywhere near my room.

All signs point toooo....

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Sorry, wasn't me, might try the guy with the psychic hotline or y'know Loki himself. He didn't seem to like the fact that you were taking his trickster god mojo.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS THE PART WHERE GABE'S VOICE GETS THAT "SACCHARINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HURT YOU IN TEN SECONDS" TONE. FEAR.]

Okay. Whatever you say, Dean.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

...Remember WHY I got demoted in the first place, dude.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS INNOCENCE PERSONIFIED.]

What? I didn't say anything.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Dammit...

[Transmission clicks off.]