001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

Comments

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

Loki hasn't exactly repeated Ragnarok under my care, though he has killed people and annoyed countless others.

So I don't comprehend, Monsieur Trickster.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Lemme spell it out for you, then.

I only kill people who deserve it. I don't plan on killing anyone while I'm here. Annnd my entire raison d'etre [note the horribly mangled French] is knocking pompous schmucks down a few pegs. Sound like Warden material to you?

Can't help you on the annoying part, though. Last I checked, it wasn't a crime.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

There are plenty of people here who someone would think deserves to die. Most of them are dead already.

I would ask that you keep from riling my Inmate. He doesn't need to be stirred into some kind of competition with you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Like I said. I don't plan on killing anyone. I wanna be here, so I'm gonna do whatever I have to do, no matter how frustrating it is, to make sure I don't get pitched off at the next port. Okay?

Fine. I make no promises if he starts it, though. I have my pride.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

I will speak to him. He has his pride, too.