004- All the cool kids are doing it...

Whoo. Lemme tell you, people. I've been here a week and I don't think I could handle another one without getting off this rocker, so, at this point, I could care less if the rumors I've been hearing about ports are true. Bring on the pain, for all I care. I need to stretch my legs on some dry land somethin' fierce. Wind me up and turn me loose, boys, 'cause Daddy needs some action. Any kind of action. ...Just not the kind of action we've been seeing around here lately. That's the kind of action that tends to make me snap and start killing people and we don't want that. 

Inmates! How the heck are you? If any of you crazies are still jonesing for a little taste of whatever the port brings, I'm currently Inmateless and intending to live it up a little. ...Or a lot. Probably a lot. I have needs and it's vital to my continuing function that these needs be met, but, hey, I can babysit, too. I'm good at multitasking. 

So, let's light this candle, Barge. Bring on tomorrow!