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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

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[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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From:

thelightbringer

[Lucifer scoffs at the wording, but it's half-hearted, distracted.]

The problem is he's tied up with those so-called death gods now. He's sleeping with one of them and you of all people know how much that messes with a human.

[Yeah. He hates the shinigami. But that's not anything new.]

From:

uberboned

...Please tell me that's not why you used one to heal yourself.

From:

thelightbringer

Of course I didn't. I was already healed by then.

From:

uberboned

Just making sure. [He leans back in the sled.] Look, Break'll come back around. Give 'em a week, he'll probably forget he was even pissed. Human's are fickle.

From:

thelightbringer

Would my reasons really matter?

Anyway I split my own hand open on his face. [And that wasn't actually the worst of it.] He gave up, Gabriel. You think waiting is going to help anything?

From:

uberboned

Worked for Chris Brown.

[YES, HE WENT THERE.]

From:

thelightbringer

[S t a r e.]

I can't do that. None of us know how long we'll even be here. I'm not going to spend my time waiting for something that probably won't ever happen.

From:

uberboned

Okay, but I swear he's gonna come crawling back. In the meantime... Well, you've got us... Except Raphael, because she's an amnesiac who wants to maim you.

From:

thelightbringer

You know, he'll probably give her even worse 'memories' about me as revenge.

[He uses some mojo to get the carousel spinning.]

I'm actually looking forward to dragging you and Castiel on an adventure.

From:

uberboned

[Ahh spinning. Gabriel props his legs up on the edge of the sled.] And I'm looking forward to doing something other than creeping people out with a kinda-haunted theme park and being knee-deep in everyone's relationship drama- no offense. The fact that you actually have relationship drama takes a load off my mind.

From:

thelightbringer

Lucky for you, I'm not in a relationship. [He's considering getting a t-shirt with that written on the front.

He sets it spinning even faster, because he can.]

From:

uberboned

[Gabriel lurches forward a bit in surprise and just gives Lucifer a look.] Oh come on, relationships aren't always about sex and love and all that BS. You like a person, they like you- bam, it's a relationship. Basic sociology.

From:

thelightbringer

Then hasn't every day since Michael and I started fighting been nothing but relationship drama?

From:

uberboned

.....Duh?

From:

thelightbringer

No.

[That was an object lesson, Gabriel.]

And if it had, shouldn't what happened with Michael be reason not to encourage 'relationships' for me?

From:

uberboned

In the words of Michael Jackson when he was still black? One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

From:

thelightbringer

In that vein didn't I just say the problem is that I'm not ruining Xerxes? I think even Jinx is going to recover...which is a shame because what am I supposed to do with her if she's afraid to get near me?

[Your fault, Gabriel. Yours.]