IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

A velvet smoking jacket and nothing else. [Not really.] Now do it again, only sexier.

[A beat]

Something goin' on?

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

I'm so turned on right now. [Actually, she can believe it. Too bad she's about as monotone and unamused as Raven right now.]

Not much, other than I've been trying to sleep for three hours.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...Are Claudio and Trauma consummating their forbidden love in the next room?

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Ew! NO! That's just--UGH. Gabriel, I--you are dead to me.

Fuck, now I need bleach. For my brain. Ew, ew, EW!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

But you're not thinking about whatever's keeping you up all night now, are you? Bad touch mental images fade. ...Eventually.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Good luck finding another girlfriend who'll put up with your ass. We're over. Over!

Come on, asshole. That's my brother and--[She verbalizes a shudder.] I'm never sleeping again.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby, don't be like that. [Can you see those sad eyes and pout through the phone, Jinx?] C'mon. Tell me what's up. I'll be serious. I swear.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Why don't I believe you? Oh. Right. Because you just scarred me for life.

[That's the sound of her putting a pillow over her face and groaning into it. When she talks again, she's still muffled.] Y'can't laugh.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Only because I love you.

[So cute.] I got upsetting you outta my system already. Knock yourself out.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Hate you.

[A pause. She takes the pillow off her face, but still mumbles.]

I...miss you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[You can practically hear him smiling through the line.] Y'know I can be over in two shakes, princess. I'm never that busy.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm your only friend and I barely even like you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You say the sweetest things, princess. Gimme five minutes.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Hey, I never invited you over. Anyway, we're over, remember?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Did you say that? I sure don't remember you saying that. Oh well. Guess that means it doesn't count.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

[Can you hear her smiling through that forced annoyed tone?]

Well, I don't remember when "I miss you" turned into "you should zap yourself right over and invade my space."

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

If I was there, you wouldn't have to miss me. It's only logical.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

You're really enjoying that you ruined me, aren't you?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Look at this way, unlike some previous relationships you've had, I don't try to force you to "mend your ways." I think that's a point in my favor.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

No. You did much worse. You made me all...cutesie.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no. That's all on you, princess. You made me the bumbling hero in the romantic comedy instead of the snarky sidekick.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

You started it. I just played along so I didn't crush your fragile ego.

...or to save me the pain of having you obsessively stalk me for the next lifetime.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And then you fell in love, which is how most teenage romance novels start out. Girl meets otherworldly being, otherworldly being becomes smitten, girl becomes smitten... There's some conflict and bloodshed. And then boom. New York Times' best-seller.

I may have started it, but you fell pretty hard, yourself.

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because you tripped me. [Hear that on the other line? That's the laziest Z-snap ever.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Snicker]

Can't help it. I'm just that good.