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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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Date: 2011-08-03 08:56 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= turn to look)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
I think if he and Stephanie Meyers had a kid, it would be the real Antichrist.

[And in about four minutes there will be a Diabetic waiting on his desk in the office that's decently bigger than a quart of milk. Listen, some people offer to listen to their friends' problems, Chuck has booze. He is Jack's compassion and coping mechanisms.]

text;

Date: 2011-08-04 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Don't even joke. I'm almost certain Dan Brown was a runner-up for Zachariah's vessel and if Stephanie Meyers isn't possessed by a demon, then there's no hope for humanity.

[AND THEN LATER. VIA TEXT.]

I didn't know they made glasses that big. [I am Jack's appreciation.]

Video;

Date: 2011-08-04 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
You could help people before too.

[PAUSE]

Didn't... What?

Video;

Date: 2011-08-04 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quackery.livejournal.com
Not in the same way.

[ALSO A PAUSE though she tries to keep it short so he won't get even more suspicious.]

Nothing.

Video;

Date: 2011-08-05 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No, but it would've been a better way.

[TOO LATE]

Ahiru...

Video;

Date: 2011-08-05 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quackery.livejournal.com
This is a good way.

What?

Video;

Date: 2011-08-05 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I've heard that before.

[Sigh]

You didn't what? You can't hide everything from me, y'know. I've got good ears.

Video;

Date: 2011-08-05 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quackery.livejournal.com
It's true this time!

I said it's nothing.

text;

Date: 2011-08-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= munchies)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Isn't being Mormon monstrous enough?

[Later~]

It's on the house. I'll make you one for every time Elaine or Aslan talks to you, and two if you Lucifer-proof the club. No, make that four. Eight. Twelve. All of them.

Date: 2011-08-06 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm calling to talk to that son-of-a-bitch who made me fat.

Date: 2011-08-06 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
You're not fat. You're pregnant. People actually forgive pregnant women.

[Voicemail]

Date: 2011-08-06 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlestbub.livejournal.com
So, I heard this nasty little rumor and since everyone else in the house wants to kinda eat your face? I thought I'd pop in and say I don't, there's a bakery in sector five that I've never eaten at, and I'm still prowling for Trailer Park Barbie.

Hit me back, dude.

Call

Date: 2011-08-06 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Good to know someone's keeping me off the menu at your place. And I'm sure she's even more elusive than Experimental Phase Barbie, complete with buzzcut.

Call

Date: 2011-08-06 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlestbub.livejournal.com
Ya know, I think I had that Barbie when I was like five. I was going through my scissors phase at the time. No one's hair was safe.

Video;

Date: 2011-08-06 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Okay. I'll let it go this time. But this ain't over, kiddo.

text;

Date: 2011-08-06 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Done. And I've thankfully avoided Furrball That Smells Like Jesus... 'Course, that was intentional. What can I say? Elaine's a little hard to miss.

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Date: 2011-08-06 07:43 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= you's a ho)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Hey, he's pretty nice. Although I kind of wish Lucifer didn't talk to him. Ever. Elaine is kind of... different, though.

Video;

Date: 2011-08-06 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quackery.livejournal.com
Yes, it is!

Date: 2011-08-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I used to have abs. I used to look great in PVC dresses. You remember.

Date: 2011-08-06 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
It's not permanent. Just repeat to yourself, "I will make Twiggy wanna purge again.

Date: 2011-08-06 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I'm fat, I feel like crap, and I can't leave my apartment.

Date: 2011-08-06 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Because of the press? The same press that actually thinks the father of your Nephil child is "unknown?" Please. I could lead those mooks on a wild goose chase to the farthest reaches of the island.

Date: 2011-08-06 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
The same press that's surrounding the apartment building and trying to knock down my front door. So far I can spot...

Two SERO representatives and an AGI company car down the street.

[Because she's on the roof with binoculars.]

They probably just can't confirm you're the father because I sleep with so many other men.

Call

Date: 2011-08-07 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
If only you were going through your "suggestive marketing" phase at the same time- you'd be rich.

I think I could definitely go for some pastries.

Call

Date: 2011-08-07 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlestbub.livejournal.com
See, if only I'd been more ruthless when I was five instead of trying to whine my way out of gymnastics. Too bad I just didn't have any motivation at all.

So, Sunday afternoon. You, me, a bakery, an hour or so of someone not wanting to eat your face and a couple beers. Whatcha say?

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