023- WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING? (Hint: The same sound as an archangel panicking)

[uberboned]

Storytime, Barge!

Once there was an archangel who, after suffering from death-by-fire and holed up in a room for two days straight, received a request for some R&R time with one of his favorite people. Considering he's about to go insane laying in bed all day, he drops by to visit said person and lo and behold! That person's not there anymore. Hm, says the archangel. That's really weird. So he pops back into the room of the girl he's staying with, while his room smells like Kentucky Fried Archangel to tell her how weird it is that JD invites a guy to come get him and then just vanishes and... There's no Max. There's Max's stuff, but no Max.

So the archangel, confused but not deterred, popped by his next door neighbor's room to see what he thinks of this weird turn of events.

Also gone.

Moral of the story: Iiiif you're someone I like well enough to call a friend, could you, I dunno... Make like the Mickey Mouse Club and do a sound-off, 'cause this? This is getting a little too uncomfortable for my liking. I mean, this is the kind of thing I would do to mess with someone and I don't like being messed with. Okay?

[[OOC: So I'm sick as a dog today, so tags might be slow-to-nonexistent today, but I needed to get this up before it was too late, because it would have been OOC for Gabe not to react to this. At any rate, Gabe's not acting nearly as panicky as you'd expect him to act, because repressing emotions are healthy, but he's totally freaking out on the inside. Also, GDI. Gabe has a lot of CR with Nicci's characters. XD;;]]

Comments

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

You speak sarcasm like another language.

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

Finally driven them away have you?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! Guess who ain't in the mood for your bullshit? Is it me? I think it's me.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I majored in Sarcasm in Angel College. I just gotta put that degree to good use somehow.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

They're workin' real hard to avoid you, with teamwork?

'Scuse me for trying to add a little levity. There any reason they'd up and vanish?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

One grows weary of it soon enough.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Levity's my strongest suit, bucko. Just not in the mood to be toyed with by people with more authority than me.

Nope. Not a one.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I don't!

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

I do.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I tried. I really did, but I can't think of a single reason why I should care.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't. That is the beauty of it.

[hulk]

That's. That's perfect. Do I even want to know ho- ...Never mind. I don't want to know.

What Puri- I don't want to join any clubs.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the Totalitarians don't know who you are either, buuut no one really wants to hang with them.

[hulk]

...I don't know if it's just me, but. I'm totally lost. Just. Just letting you know.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering where he was. All his stuff's still here, though, so I was hoping he was just visiting you.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

...don't you have a paper to write?

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

I suppose if I had my cards on me I could see if you had anything to worry about.

Shame I don't know where to procure some.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Nope. I thought he was with you for a minute, but it feels like he's just... Up and gone.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

As I have told you previously, I am quite satisfied with my own quarters and see no need to sleep in the woods. Thank you ever so much for the offer, though.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wait. Wait. Waaait. Did that sound like an offer? 'Cause it wasn't.

Sorry, Gabe. You're gonna have to drag her into CES kicking and screaming.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

Feathers, I am a woman of taste and substance. I do not "camp".

DON'T THINK HE WON'T.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Sounds like it's about time for a perspective change to me.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I hate the Barge.

backdated obviously

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

I put it on your desk this morning, teacher, with a rosy red apple.