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Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

Date: 2010-03-19 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
The real kind don't have fluffy wings and halos? Couldn't you... conjure some out of the ether so the rest of us can keep living an adorable lie?

Damn them and their plaster casts of creepy children. How could they?

lakjdskla XD GDI TONY, I LOVE YOU SO.

Date: 2010-03-19 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No, because that would be letting them win. And we don't like it when the Bible-thumping manufacturers of lie-filled kitsch win.
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
No, I guess you wouldn't. I can't imagine what it'll be like when they start manufacturing toys of me with ten arms and x-ray vision. I guess I'd be pissed too.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
You realize that more people would be for Christianity if the angel stuff on the market came with flaming swords and laser eyes. It would still be propaganda, but much, much better on the ego.

So I'm Gabriel. Yes, that one. Minus the horn and the Cate Blanchett hair. Hi. Nice to discuss marketing strategy with you.
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
If that's the case, you need my PR team. Stark Industries. Look it up -- I'm sure they'll be happy to help the angel Gabriel with his divine image. I doubt they'll have a choice. Jesus Christ, this is weird.

I'm Tony. Tony Stark. It's a pleasure and an honor.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I don't talk to Daddy anymore, so if you're trying to charm your way past the Pearly Gates, you found the wrong archangel, but, hey, who am I to question the virtue of Iron Man.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
Nah. I'm pretty sure my place in hell is safe, secure, and exponentially reserved. It's probably a cubicle they assembled for me upon birth. I have no qualms with that.

Do they really circulate my press releases all the way out here?

Date: 2010-03-19 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, if you're really nice, maybe they won't break out the thumbscrews. On the plus side, Hell's top torturer is here questing for redemption, so lucky you.

...Yes. That's exactly what they do. We gotta stick with the times.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
Hell's top torturer? I see that I'm in good company here on the Barge! Who is he?

Well. I guess all of my plans for secret vigilantism went out the door.

Date: 2010-03-19 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Name's Alastair. You will know him by the fact that he'll probably call you Pookie and say you have a pretty mouth. Great guy. Real fun at parties.

Oh did you here? They're disbanding vigilantes. Apparently, it's "not about us." And blah, blah, something about not killing people even when they deserve it, blah blah, I have unquestionable morality, blah.

Date: 2010-03-19 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
How can you disband vigilantes? Their lack of ... banding ... is what makes them vigilantes.

Date: 2010-03-19 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
It's just Watchmen all over again.

Date: 2010-03-21 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
I get to be the blond guy. He had style.

Date: 2010-03-21 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And also murdered everyone in New York City in a well-intentioned gambit for world peace.

Date: 2010-03-21 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
We all have our weaknesses. Genocide. World peace. Giant squids. All of his just happened to coincide.

Date: 2010-03-21 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
....Okay, I officially approve of you in all respects. Congratulations.

Date: 2010-03-21 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-ironman.livejournal.com
So about that free pass into Heaven...

Date: 2010-03-21 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
That I can't help you with.

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