018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

[uberboned]

Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

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[cisskabob]

Better too. Except for where I still feel like I haven't slept for a week, even though it's all I've done here.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Alright.

AND HE LOVES YOU... because he fears for his eternal soul. Also, robot gophers. ph34r.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

No, I guess you wouldn't. I can't imagine what it'll be like when they start manufacturing toys of me with ten arms and x-ray vision. I guess I'd be pissed too.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[GDI. STUPID HUMANS. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT?

MASSIVE ARCHANGEL IGNORING SULK STARTS NOW.

...*sigh* He will not learn.]

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[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

[HOWIE IS SOMEHOW VAGUELY PROUD OF THIS.

AND GLARES ANYWAY.]

spam?

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[FLAILY FLAIL CATGIRL WHINE.] Seriously? Mff... go back to your room. ...Too much noise.

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[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you're okay. When you can pull yourself away from Max, a visit would be nice. [Yes, she knows that's what you're doing. SHE'S CAUGHT ONTO YOUR LITTLE THING, MISTER.]

OH TONY. There's no helping your soul. AND YAY ROBOT GOPHERS.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You realize that more people would be for Christianity if the angel stuff on the market came with flaming swords and laser eyes. It would still be propaganda, but much, much better on the ego.

So I'm Gabriel. Yes, that one. Minus the horn and the Cate Blanchett hair. Hi. Nice to discuss marketing strategy with you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It'll get better, and then you go back to whipping the old man into shape.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Okay. Can I watch?

BEING IRON MAN IS HIS REDEMPTION. Sort of. It also helps pick up chicks. :|

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

If that's the case, you need my PR team. Stark Industries. Look it up -- I'm sure they'll be happy to help the angel Gabriel with his divine image. I doubt they'll have a choice. Jesus Christ, this is weird.

I'm Tony. Tony Stark. It's a pleasure and an honor.

[cisskabob]

[Cissie's going to groan and hide under her pillow now.]

Oh god, I don't even have the energy to think about that yet. I had to follow him around reading Dr. Seuss to get him to work.

trolling threadjack trolls and threadjacks

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you'd enjoy someone else's misery without me.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[MOST. ADORABLE. IMAGE. EVER.

Focus on the healing, kiddo. Then worry about the inmate.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Fine, we could have a threesome of misery watching! It'll be great...you weren't in the cafeteria, were you?

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I pretty much live off of the snacks in your room and things I can get uncle angel to whip up. So, yeah, that'd be a big N-O.

Threesomes? I love threesomes.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I don't talk to Daddy anymore, so if you're trying to charm your way past the Pearly Gates, you found the wrong archangel, but, hey, who am I to question the virtue of Iron Man.

[cisskabob]

[Green Eggs and Ham > Totalitarianism! Next up: Lewis Carroll.]

Aye aye, captain.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[GULP. BUT HE WAS SO SECRETIVE ABOUT IT.]

I'll come by when they let her out. I still owe you a birthday present.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Hey. Hey! You two just keep me out of your threesomes.

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

Nah. I'm pretty sure my place in hell is safe, secure, and exponentially reserved. It's probably a cubicle they assembled for me upon birth. I have no qualms with that.

Do they really circulate my press releases all the way out here?

spam!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabe put his journal aside, because all it was going to do was make him more annoyed with the universe as a whole. Who cared if he was mostly for his own benefit. He had the right to protect the people he cared about.]

No. Not until you come out with a clean bill of health. When the Infirmary Nazis see you to the door, I'll get lost. Until then, you're stuck with me.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You're about... OHHHHH... three billion years too old for me. And you aren't exactly a gay guy's delight.

...Hate to break it to you. I'll just let you down softly.

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[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do, and I'm stuck in my room with nothing to do.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're really nice, maybe they won't break out the thumbscrews. On the plus side, Hell's top torturer is here questing for redemption, so lucky you.

...Yes. That's exactly what they do. We gotta stick with the times.