[WE INTERRUPT YOUR HELLHOUNDS TO BRING YOU THIS MESSAGE/EVENTUAL SPAM]

[uberboned]

[THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IT IS ALSO NOT A JOURNAL ENTRY. IT IS THE FRANTIC YELLING OF AN ARCHANGEL ON LEVEL SEVEN, AND YOU MIGHT NOT NOTICE IT IMMEDIATELY, BECAUSE THE BARGE IS FULL OF HELLHOUNDS, RUN AWAY.

Mostly this is a lot of cursing with the occasional "NO, REALLY LET ME OUT" or "DEAN, YOU ARE GONNA WISH YOU WERE BACK AT THE MYSTERY SPOT WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU."

Gabriel's impotent rage is currently impotent.]

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS THE SOUND OF AN IMPOTENT ARCHANGEL WISHING HE COULD STRANGLE YOU RIGHT NOW, IRENE.]

Sorry. Can't come to the door right now, because I'm too busy trying not to get set on fire, Princess.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

I would've thought a little flame would be nothing compared to an all-powerful being such as yourself. [Oh, yeah. That's sarcasm. After all of Gabe's smiting, Irene was just looking for a chance to poke at him.]

In any case, please do try not to get too singed. It would be such a trial to have to look at your scorched wreck of a face every time you tried to chastise me.

... That favor?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[STILL. TRYING. NOT. TO KILL YOU.]

Look. Just... Get on the journals and get Ruby to come down here. Okay? She knows where I stay.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

[STILL NOT CARING]

All right, Feathers. I'll let your little girlfriend know you need help. Anything else?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Gee, I dunno, Irene. All this fire's making it really hard to think clearly.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't get your garters in a twist, I'll go tell her now.

In the meantime, do enjoy being as powerless as all the rest of us. Perhaps it will be a welcome change of pace.

[Aaaand Irene wanders off to alert the appropriate people]